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Father, husband, cosplayer. Come for the costumes, stay for the snarky comments. You can find most of my stuff on Instagram

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I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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What was your favorite cameo in the @deadpoolmovie and why was it Chris Evans’ return as Johnny Storm? #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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Huge thanks to the folks over at @imax for shooting this fun video with us last week at SDCC! But seriously if you haven't seen @deadpoolmovie yet you need to get on that! It rules! #DefyingGravity #cosplay #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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Vance: I would call my wife up here to speak but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch
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A bunch of Deadpools stick their hand in the Wolverine popcorn bucket. #SDCC
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NEW at #SDCC: “Marvel Jesus” has been spotted at Comic-Con! #DeadpoolAndWolverine is officially in theaters NOW. Get tickets here fandan.co/DeadpoolAndWolveri…
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Sit back, prepare to fight with an Atomic Slam Hazy Double #IPA from Paperback Brewing, and don't be a f$%# puppet! @WriterTLK, ⁦@BlingBlake⁩, and ⁦@chumpzilla8⁩ are laying the smackdown to sugary cereal mascots at the Culling! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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The Channel 4 News Team is here to keep #SDCC2024 classy!
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The Hops crew is at #SDCC2024! Let’s 🤬 go! #DeadpoolAndWolverine
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I. Am. Marvel Jesus. . We’ve landed at #SDCC!!!
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#SDCC IS NEXT WEEK!!! HYYYYYYPE!
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I. Am. Marvel. Jesus. #LFG
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My favorite fandom? How do I possibly pick just one? From Mad Max to X-Men to Deadpool this year’s #SDCC is shaping up to be something special. And @getFANDOM and their party is one of my favorite parts! #favoritefandom
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But honestly fuck that guy who shot at him bc this truly made everything ten times worse.
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Sit back, get energized with a Hazing Arizona from @walterstationaz, and let's start running! @WriterTLK, @BlingBlake, @CaptCash, and @chumpzilla8 love this saw. It's a part of us, and now we're gonna make it a part of you! #80sMovies #TheRunningMan podbean.com/ew/pb-v2dpq-1661…
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Ok. Hear me out…
Its structural perfection is matched only by it’s collectability. A horrifying new popcorn bucket is coming to Regal. #AlienRomulus
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