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Captain Clippy

@CaptainClippy

Captain Clippy of the USS Stingray NCC 1979. We're on mission to help all who need it. #TheBadActors #FreakFleet #NAFO

Joined May 2026
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Dolly Parton was everything a Clippy would aspire to be. She helped everyone in any way that she could. Her message is clear. Be the change in the world that you wish to see. Thank you, Ms. Parton.
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Whoever reported this, you are a coward.
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Joe G
@EastEndJoeSep 14
McConnell’s office releases photo of Kentucky senator chatting with lawmakers after he returned to the senate today.
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429Sep 13
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I'd rather be ritually disemboweled.
#Anonymous (@TheStripesGirl) profile picture#Anonymous
@TheStripesGirlSep 14
😁😁😁
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CatQueen
@LiberalCofeCatSep 10
🐈‍⬛ There Are Some Things Only Cat Lovers Will Understand @jeaneri @tracbeal75 @ButtersKatz @LavondaRomine5 @CanMoveNow @NCDanielle74 @NconsAKAuential @elzote @gmf1369 @JBirdQuinny @DCordell2016 @ChristineR9485 @wildlifer22 @pirate69u @SuziQTT @wildlifer22 @nolietees @CaptainClippy @AmyLynnStL @DemDeeDee @crygood @beccakittybear4 @BrittanyinTexas @kellyofdallas
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Replying to @ich_RBL0815
@ich_RBL0815* @NAFOFirefella* @HydraFella1* @BTLAX1* @jflucke* @NafoEspen* @fellas4europe* @crabshack2016* @captainclippy* @Muisinhuis023* @JohnGre35676679* @Radi0Fella* @UltraUkrainian* @DennisG_ol* @TankieSlappa* @daftasabrus* @SouriceauParis* @theSandraBuick* @suestroud* @dusterhoffman* #NAFO x.com/SydesJokes/status/2093…
Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺 (@SydesJokes) profile pictureLord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺
@SydesJokesAug 29
I promote #NAFO accounts in order to help people to get more visibility in this cesspit. To be promoted make sure you have #NAFO on your profile. Keep liking, commenting and retweeing my tweets and you go higher in my #Top1000 tables 😀 If you don't wanted to be promoted leave a comment on any of my tweets and I will remove you. I go through my mentions daily. #NAFOFella #NAFOFellas #NAFOWorks #WeAreNAFO #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #NAFOSummit #SlavaUkraini @U24_gov_ua @United24media
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I got a few disturbing DM's today... Let me be crystal clear... I'm not changing shit... I will continue to Tweet what I want... When I want... People can talk about me... No one can do it like me...
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Anonymous
@YourAnonNewsAug 28
Loud mayonnaise noises scraping bread as unsolicited tears drip on a worn countertop... "communism" the man in a red hat whispers, gritting his teeth together.
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Cuckturd@CattardSlimAug 27
We shouldn't be pissed at Trump, we should be pissed at all the 50 IQ Americans that are impressed by the dumbest, most dishonest pedophile on earth.
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@USDOLAug 27
LAKE AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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#NowPlaying - No Respect for Disrespect - Lord of the Lost music.youtube.com/watch?v=K4…
No Respect for Disrespect

No Respect for Disrespect

Lord of the Lost

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Stephen King
@StephenKingAug 28
Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.
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@VicToriA19_72Aug 27
I'm disgusted. So Captains can rape our civilian Navy engineers? Wtf
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@LePapillonBlu2Aug 27
Replying to @WhiteHouse
WE ARE NOT MOVING ON FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES, PEDO!
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Also name these maps:
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (@LePapillonBlu2) profile picture
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@LePapillonBlu2Aug 27
Replying to @WhiteHouse
Nope, sorry that’s not gonna work!!
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What about naming this:
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerzAug 27
Replying to @WhiteHouse
The craziest thing about this stupid shit is that Donald Trump is named tens of thousands of times in the Epstein files he’s still refusing to release fully.
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@LePapillonBlu2Aug 27
Replying to @WhiteHouse
News from Canada, Donny!
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Sandra Rodkey
@SandraRodkeyAug 27
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429Aug 27
Keep calm and listen to Helen Mirren
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