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Captain Clippy of the USS Stingray NCC 1979. We're on mission to help all who need it. #TheBadActors #FreakFleet #NAFO

Joined May 2026
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Captain Clippy retweeted
McConnellโ€™s office releases photo of Kentucky senator chatting with lawmakers after he returned to the senate today.
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I got a few disturbing DM's today... Let me be crystal clear... I'm not changing shit... I will continue to Tweet what I want... When I want... People can talk about me... No one can do it like me...
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Captain Clippy retweeted
Loud mayonnaise noises scraping bread as unsolicited tears drip on a worn countertop... "communism" the man in a red hat whispers, gritting his teeth together.
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Captain Clippy retweeted
We shouldn't be pissed at Trump, we should be pissed at all the 50 IQ Americans that are impressed by the dumbest, most dishonest pedophile on earth.
LAKE AMERICA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.
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I'm disgusted. So Captains can rape our civilian Navy engineers? Wtf
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
WE ARE NOT MOVING ON FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES, PEDO!
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Also name these maps:
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Nope, sorry thatโ€™s not gonna work!!
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What about naming this:
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
The craziest thing about this stupid shit is that Donald Trump is named tens of thousands of times in the Epstein files heโ€™s still refusing to release fully.
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News from Canada, Donny!
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Keep calm and listen to Helen Mirren
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I want to live in a country filled with people who immediately recognize how sad and pathetic this is, and reject Trump for being such a needy little weirdo.
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