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ALT JOKE-OGRAPHY: In this cartoon, a curious Pharisee asks Jesus what He thinks the first of all God's commandments is. By "first," the Pharisee clearly means "foremost" or "most important," but Jesus jokes and answers with the actual first commandment ever spoken to mankind, which is when God tells the first man, Adam, not to eat of the Tree of Knowledge in the Garden of Eden (i.e. "Don't eat that"). It's funny that God's first recorded commandment to a human is the same thing we have to yell at infants.
Rolled my eyes so far back that they time traveled.
Blessed Fulton Sheen is coming back — as an AI hologram.
Bishop Louis Tylka (@bshplou) wants visitors to be able to interact with and learn from the legendary Catholic broadcaster, who died in 1979 and was beatified in September.
📷 Watch the full episode, link in reply.
Join us! We’re hoping to bring as many friends as possible to make this an awesome night for Fr. Paul’s community.
If you've ever wanted to see @jdflynn auctioneer, now's your chance. Use code "PILLAR" to sit with other listeners, in a good way. Or just donate to help offset the cost of bringing him here, and fund kids getting a Catholic education!
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If you've ever wanted to see @jdflynn auctioneer, now's your chance. Use code "PILLAR" to sit with other listeners, in a good way. Or just donate to help offset the cost of bringing him here, and fund kids getting a Catholic education!
Tix below!
I'm definitely Ringo in this situation.
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@hangamule, @CaptainVatican, @cecsquared, et al.: you should make plans to join us.
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Ok, so in February I'll be auctioneer for a cool parish gala in the Twin Cities.
And the pastor, @BackwardsFeet, wants to set aside a table or two for Pillar people. After the gala, we can hit a dive bar together.
But you gotta buy a ticket. Use code PILLAR when you do.
If you've ever wanted to see @jdflynn auctioneer, now's your chance. Use code "PILLAR" to sit with other listeners, in a good way. Or just donate to help offset the cost of bringing him here, and fund kids getting a Catholic education!
Tix below!
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Btw I've received confirmation from @AscensionPress that they'll be switching over to the new translation on optional-use date of Ash Wednesday 2027, not the mandatory-use date in 2028.
If you want a daily prayer companion, @AscensionPress's new publication "Alto" has Mass readings, daily saint reflections, Lauds, and Compline.
Use code "FR10" for 10% off, with an additional discount for Ascension app subscribers!
TIL that taking a photo of a silly event makes you a bad and pathetic parent.
I want to sincerely apologize to my toddler for traumatizing her for—
*checks notes*
—posting silliness
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If you want a daily prayer companion, @AscensionPress's new publication "Alto" has Mass readings, daily saint reflections, Lauds, and Compline.
Use code "FR10" for 10% off, with an additional discount for Ascension app subscribers!
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Doctors at Gemelli Hospital removed a cancerous tumor from Pope Leo XIV’s right lung, according to the Holy See Press Office. The surgery was successful, with no complications, and the Holy Father has returned to his hospital room.
We ask the faithful to continue praying for Pope Leo’s recovery and for the doctors and staff caring for him. We also hold in prayer all who are living with cancer, their families, and those who care for them.
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Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
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folks we’ve got too many christians talking about liberty biberty and no one is talking about liturgy biturgy