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United States
Joined February 2015
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Sippin on Wawa eggnog in the parking lot, waiting for a vendor to buy his wares
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Love and affection in the Applebees stockroom
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out of solidarity, my cockroach underlings have pledged to commit suicide in the event of a nuclear attack
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i just can't shake the feeling i'm missing something. everything feels wrong. it's draining large void in the corner of my room: (silent noncommittal hum)
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Mmmmm borger
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HE KNOCKED HIM OUT
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Hello pasta my old friend
Simon & Garfield "The Sound of Lasagna"
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Coffee be like: lemme burn this dudes recently burned gums again
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Everyone’s a capitalist until they can’t do the homework and hear you have chegg
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Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.
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Nothing feels better than losing in monopoly
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retweet to pet the cat        __      />  フ      |  .  . l      /` ミ_xノ      /      |     /  ヽ   ノ     │  | | |  / ̄|   | | |  | ( ̄ヽ_ヽ)__)  \二つ
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retweet if you agree
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Astrology was made up by the NSA so people would put in their birthday information into astrology websites
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Carter Miller retweeted
Everyone knows the 1st week of school is boring 😴, we all still waiting for tennis season 😈😂🤣🔜🎾🎾🎾 #milliebobbybrown #statestooeasy #carolpleasecomeback
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