@Cde_Chef

The difference between knowing your shit & knowing you're shit... Fluent in sarcasm & humor. #FCB #MCFC #OPFC #FreePalestine

 South Africa
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Joined July 2009
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"We will now sample this good looking Pinotage from the wine making region of Ogesu in Nigeria..." - Said no one, not even a Nigerian sommelier, ever
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Why would ask a someone their body count anyway?
segun
@meetsegun1Oct 27
her body count for a year was closer to her real age 💔
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Good man you are Sir 🫡
Thato 🇿🇦@Thato_Legend15h
Replying to @Cde_Chef
I'd like to distance myself from these people I've never seen before. Thanks 😊
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EVER!!!!
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@Vhoyde19h
You can't build a relationship on condom sex.
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Lmao
Cheapskate of note@FunkySowetan21h
Replying to @Cde_Chef
Yo????
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RackCity@RackCityWrld23h
And here is my dumbass counting 28 individual gangsters
Gayton McKenzie
@GaytonMcKOct 27
You have given the boss of the 28s the major tenders in Cape Town. I represent everyone hence they call me President. Your party fund gangsterism. Deny it publicly ?
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"Mponeng ke na le medical aid" looking ass nikka
Cheapskate of note@FunkySowetanOct 27
Replying to @Discovery_SA
@Discovery_SA are you still rewarding people with R2000 savings into their medical aid for doing their annual health checks at @Clicks_SA? Or how did that work the previous time
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Like the miners?
Cheapskate of note@FunkySowetanOct 27
We're dying in these parts😭
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They even got a midget in that MF
Cleverly 💐
@Cleverlydey4uOct 27
Harry Kane went straight to the club to celebrate his Ballon d’Or win… see the bottles they brought out for him 😂🔥
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*Bail
Sheraaz Hassan@sheraaz_hassanOct 27
Replying to @iGhostAccount
You know ball 👊
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I now understand why you hate your hood @Thato_Legend
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Leave them alone 🤣
Isidima Sam Bawo!?@RealestRoseGoldOct 27
Replying to @RealestRoseGold
Y’all are incredibly gullible it hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Isidima Sam Bawo!?@RealestRoseGoldOct 27
This is all tavern conversions…with the SSA and the SANDF at your disposal and access to a Presidents Pardon you would choose a taxi boss to do your bidding? 🤣🤣🤣
Modibe Vladimir Modiba
@mmodiba10Oct 27
When the issue of Phala Phala first came to the attention of the President, a call was made to the late taxi boss Mswazi. From there Cat Matlala was roped in. I’ll come back with more.
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Keabetswe
@KeaKhutsoaneOct 27
We are with child 💔
Mzukulu ka Hamaraj@KNdala96201Oct 27
NYE plans bafazi??🥹
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Happy birthday Mnikelo, welcome to the club
Sbonda Rhimes@Mnix27Oct 26
Hello 38
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RT@RT_comOct 26
‘White genocide in South Africa is an ABSOLUTE LIE’ — Mbuyiseni Quintin Ndlozi, South African politician and activist Full interview: @RickSanchezTV
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Lord Bunting LeBurner@Cde_ChefJun 19
While still doing this, Mango de Lazy was in cahoots with the Apartheid regime to arm his Inkatha supporters in hostels around Gauteng and IFP strongholds in KZN to target ANC supporters
History ZAR
@HistorySAZARJun 19
Mangosuthu Buthelezi, Pik Botha, General Bantu Holomisa and Adrian Vlok, held talks on August 21, 1990, on ways of ending the township killings. Credit: Trevor Samson / AFP
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But this is not a secret
Zenzeni Sangweni@Zenzeni_sangwenOct 26
We gave IFP GUNS AND CASH...😭😭😭😭 LIVE: ‘PRIME EVIL’ EUGENE DE KOCK TESTIFIES AT TRC INQUIRY | 26 OCTOBER 2026
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I need to follow up with SCM, I requested an A/C 2 weeks ago, nou ka utlwa ek bars
I GOT ME@MacpercyOct 26
I set the aircon in my officer at “uit die blou van” because this heat outside is serious!!!
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SIYA@uuMaSiyaOct 25
If you look at me eating ice cream and visualize me sucking dick then the problem is you my dawg
Nkanyezi
@NkanyeziKubhekaOct 24
Men that eat ice cream in public. Sies.
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Aekhona, honeng re pata selemong sena bafethu? Hayi hayi. Condolences
Sthape.
@Thapelo_SMOct 26
Eish, hona ke funeral ka habo Magriza this weekend. Abuti Malimabe banna!
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