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nicks second favorite dead dog. @680thefan listener. you are communicating with the ghost of a dog. i am probably smarter than you. bow/wow

Across the Rainbow Bridge
Joined August 2015
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Hank Cellini retweeted
PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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Hank Cellini retweeted
🐶😂 Dogs trying bubbly water for the first time! Their reactions are absolutely hilarious! ❤️ Which pup had the funniest reaction, and would your dog try bubbly water? 🐾
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forrests mom has got it going on
Universal didn’t want Sally Field in Smokey and the Bandit because they didn’t think she was “sexy” enough... the idiots Burt Reynolds and Field winged it; they just jumped in the Trans Am and tried to make each other laugh. What we get is two people falling in love in real time.
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instant follow
Replying to @CelliniHank
And if it's too late, you can always substitute a pinch of shredded cheese. I keep a bag of shredded cheese just for the dog.
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Hank Cellini retweeted
A dog parachuted onto the field before the UCLA-Minnesota game today
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i am just a dog who spits pearls
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What kind of monster are you?!?!? “Accidentally” forgetting to give your dog the crust. SMH.
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dont listen to sara we get about ten years on earth and some pizza crust wont hurt us
Replying to @CelliniHank
Don't give that stuff to your dog. Very bad for them.
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Hank Cellini retweeted
I endorse this
PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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Say cheese! 😁 Picture day with our K9 team went about as well as expected 😅
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you can do this with any food but pizza crust seems to be the one most forgotten
PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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PSA: if you accidentally toss the last bite of pizza crust in your mouth and then realize the dog wanted it, it’s ok to take the partially chewed crust and give it to them trust me, they wont care at all and will be very happy
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nope “we have guns too” was such a great rally slogan
so did the drunk lady win her election?
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so did the drunk lady win her election?
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2026 microplastics in your balls 2126 martian dust in your brain
NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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training good boys to be narcs because labradors will do anything for food
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amelia gets it
Raise your hand if you also gave in and fed your dog early tonight because you felt bad that they have absolutely no idea why their dinner is suddenly an hour late. 🙋‍♀️
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Hank Cellini retweeted
autism be damned my girl can work a xylophone
Thirsty Thursday Musical Interlude 🍻🤸‍♂️💃🥳
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there was always a high probability that choosing to live aboard a cruise ship for the rest of your life was going to result in some tremendous failures
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Hank Cellini retweeted
nick will venmo you a thousand dollars if you show up to the jcc as a ref and call fouls on steak
Reffing at LA fitness
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🎵 we’re smart 🎵 we care 🎵 we’re central heating and air i love how this implies other hvac companies are dumb and indifferent to your needs
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