Based Department

Joined February 2023
🚨 If your date asks you to call her a car, stop immediately. 🛑 DO NOT call her an Uber. ⁉️ Instead, use the "CAR" framework: 💚 Constantly 🟩 Analyzing 🟢 Risk 🎯 You MUST dedicate your life to researching financial markets.
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
What’s funny about this is that she’ll be fucking another guy raw tomorrow, completely forgetting that her ex husband did this right in front of her.
BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
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I might have just cracked the cold approach code.
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
The 18 year old making $5 a week from a business he built from nothing is living a more honorable life than the 35 year old making $90K a year working a 9 to 5 with full benefits. It’s not about the money. It’s about ownership, independence, and having the balls to build something of your own.
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Most women you see on social media are earning $190k from simps. Act accordingly.
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I just got a calendar invite from the CEO of Sex.
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if you excel at your job you get rewarded with more work nuts
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Truth
You’re more likely to have a successful dating life as an unemployed, alcoholic, drug addicted Chad than as a 5’9 finance analyst making six figures, with a mortgage, an 800 credit score, and his entire life together.
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
Replying to @ChadSlimeBased
I refuse to get a job, instead i dedicate all my time cold approach pickup
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I have discovered the "fast track" for unemployed chuds with no work experience to break into Investment Banking and Pharmaceutical Sales. The thing is, if you don't have the invite to @Alleyesonmela1's weekly call, you don't exist.
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Should I contact @BowTiedBull? If I did, WHAT should I discuss?
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Everyone is talking about $CIFR going to zero. But NOBODY is talking about the fact that we're approaching @CryptoGhosty333's accumulation zone. @soonfully
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Truth Most wagies are brain dead
These days, when applying for a new job; Make sure to have a second (fake) social media account that does nothing but follow sports teams and says nothing controversial. Put it on your application.
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Replying to @ChadSlimeBased
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Do you see this post? If you see it, will you interact with it?
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Chad Slime ® retweeted
Replying to @ChadSlimeBased
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I will release my "Code Red" Hinge opener if @Alleyesonmela1 gives the confirmation tweet. Something tells me this could come as soon as November.
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looks like shit lmao @BarterBlex @2Blex2Stress
Heck yea!! How yall think it turned out?! I LOVE IT!
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