@TwoPortCapone

Crypto, Stocks, and Trolling.

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Joined December 2023
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Replying to @BitcoinAIGuy
@BitcoinAIGuy @TwoPortCapone @soonfully
BTBTBagholder@BankruptedBitOct 16
Replying to @eddyluxe_
Freedom by 40 fucked us all
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me, retardmaxxing, while watching Timmy Two Shares get liquidated
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$iren that’s it that’s the tweet
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Chad Slime ®@ChadSlimeBasedSep 14
You could quit your job by trading digital assets. Here's what they don't want you to know: There are 251 trading days in 2026. 251 x $100 = $251,000. You can literally click buttons and retire. And the best part? All you need is an Internet connection.
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bull market pfp is back
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The biggest bull market in history is around the corner and you’re not bullish enough
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@ChadSlimeBased
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TONIGHT @ChadSlimeBased
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BitcoinSuperIntelligenceGuy
@BitcoinAIGuyJul 4
If your group chat is not discussing these topics you are ngmi @ChadSlimeBased @TwoPortCapone
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i will be drinking 250 beers to celebrate americas 250th wish me luck
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when she realizes you quit your job to become an unemployed chud
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"The worst she can do is say no!" Actually, the worst thing that can happen is she tells all your friends that you've got a short pecker Like straight up, no cap, that you've got one of these bad boys down there, and now everyone starts clucking at you
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end of an era
BitcoinSuperIntelligenceGuy
@BitcoinAIGuyMay 25
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There are college students putting "Proficient in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint" on their resumes lmao
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It's more important to be liked at your job than it is to do good work
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"Babe, stop" "You're unemployed and have no skills" "You actually don't even have friends in real life" "And your plan for our future—is teaching leadership?"
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Bitcoin back at $80k 👀
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OMG @BitcoinAIGuy @TwoPortCapone
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"I need extra hours" is wagie speak for "I need more money"
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