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Chainsurfr

@ChainSurfr

Threw $100 into everything… reporting back 🐸

 Las Vegas, NV
Joined March 2021
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Crypto: suffers the largest hack ever, ~$5B gone Google: "hold my capex" -12% and $500B erased in one session One of these needed Tornado Cash. The other just needed a spreadsheet. TradFi really said amateurs 😂
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Billions just walked out of Binance hot wallets. CZ says it looks like a hack. Says user funds are safe and losses get covered. Tether + Circle already froze $1B+ in stables. And $BTC only dipped to $78.5k 👀 Back in the day a hack this size meant a 10-20% candle. October never misses
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They named it $PATIENCE for a reason… Two market sells 17 minutes apart Thin pools This isn't the first red candle since March 2024 Won't be the last No promises. Not advice. Just toads who study the lore 🫡 #toadgang #FTTB
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What actually happened to $TOBY and $PATIENCE this morning… No rumors. Just the tape. Quick breakdown 🧵👇
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$PATIENCE 7:40 AM PT: a single ~$43K sell from a different wallet Same ~95% wick, now ~$0.85 24h: about -78% Mcap ~$1.4M
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Bigger picture… BTC and ETH both green today Base meme sector roughly flat So this was token-specific, not the market No word from @toadgod1017 yet Anyone claiming to know, ask for the tx 🐸 #toadgang
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The NYSE wants 24/7 perps on Hyperliquid. Druckenmiller's an investor. @Elon says "Interesting." $HYPE +17% on the day 👀
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Results are in… You: 50% Google, 50% both dump, 0% Microsoft. Market: $GOOGL down ~8% after hours, $MSFT up ~4%. Nobody picked the winner 🫡
Chainsurfr (@ChainSurfr) profile pictureChainsurfr
@ChainSurfrOct 27
Here we go… $GOOGL is 22% off its all-time high. $MSFT is only 5% off and just passed Google back in market cap. Both report tomorrow after the bell. Which one gets bought Thursday morning? I’m in $btc
50%Google
0%Microsoft
0%Both rip
50%Both dump
6 votes • Final results
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Fed day… 2pm ET decision. Then $GOOGL and $MSFT report after the close. Whole market's mood swing packed into one afternoon. $BTC sitting at $80.5k going in 👀
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Here we go… $GOOGL is 22% off its all-time high. $MSFT is only 5% off and just passed Google back in market cap. Both report tomorrow after the bell. Which one gets bought Thursday morning? I’m in $btc
50%Google
0%Microsoft
0%Both rip
50%Both dump
6 votes • Final results
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Wait… Hayes says he dumped it all. Murad says >99% of this cycle's millionaires will be people who never trade. $BTC sitting right at $80k like nothing happened. Spot bags, no leverage, no fear for me. Which camp you in?
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What kind of bot can I get to allow trades to execute like this?
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What is happening right now should be documented
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💯 They wouldn’t spend a cryptography break on your bag. They’d spend it on wires, passports, and code updates. By the time coins move, the internet already doesn’t work. Your wallet is just a footnote.
qw (@QwQiao) profile pictureqw
@QwQiaoOct 8
no one can break cryptography except for mayyybe a handful of labs and governments and even if they do they are not going to hack ur coins for a tiny gain while revealing they have a nuclear weapon so chill the fuck out
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Retrieving character list 🔄 now branded into my head forever
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No one will tell you this, but the most important fundamental for any crypto asset is Community and the intensity of its belief and persistence. Ask 99.9% market participants and they’ll tell you that they’d do much better if they simply held instead of trying to trade or rotate.
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Let me get this straight… I can sell my house… Take the $800k and throw it into a 10Y bond… Then just collect $3500/month for 10 years and just collect my $800k back after that 10 years??? 🤔 wtf
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterSep 24
Unbelievable. 3 hours later and the 10Y Note Yield is now above 5.20% for the first time in 19 years. The 10Y Note Yield is now up +50 basis points in 30 days and +30 basis points in 2 days. Even more remarkable is that the average American has no idea this is happening. Yet. The bond market is imploding in front of our eyes.
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