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Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined May 2011
“We were going on our honeymoon and the flights were cancelled. No one from Easy Jet was prepared to help. Absolutely heartbroken.”
🚨| Fulham drop their new home kit for the 2023/2024 season. 👀
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In 2012 an ultimately unaired pilot was made for a US version of Only Fools and Horses. 'Kings of Van Nuys' focussed on the lives of sketchy flea market trader, Del, his younger brother, Donnie and their Grandpa, an ex-stuntman...
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The Cranberries 🎩🪄Zombie 🧟‍♂️ (Live in France, 1999) Dolores O’Riordan delivers a haunting performance of this powerful classic. All week long, we’re associating this great song with Halloween! 🎃👻🎶 #HappyHalloween2026 😱😱😱
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After Jake Humphrey wound down his 10-year stint with BT Sport last night, let’s look back at some of his most ‘Partridge’ moments whilst live on-air… (THREAD)
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And what better way to end this then featuring a clip of Peter Crouch shredding Jake Humphrey following a slip of the tongue. His presence might have been divisive to most, but his high-performance lifestyle and ‘World Class Basics’ will surely leave a legacy for years to come..
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The lads are back in action tomorrow in front of nearly 8,000 Geordies at Everton 💪
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Joe retweeted
Harvey Barnes pin badges go on sale tomorrow evening (Wed 28th) @ 6pm! 🏹 For your chance to win one of the standard badges, simply; - Repost this post 🔁 - Follow @Magpin1 ✅ Winner announced shortly before 6pm tomorrow. Good luck! #NUFC magpinbadges.bigcartel.com
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‘Mickey’s Christmas Carol’ will air on ABC for the first time since 2003 on November 25th.
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The shambles of recruitment at certain clubs revealed in latest report by the always excellent @CIES_Football who have calculated the appreciation or decrease in player signings since they joined their clubs (excludes academy players).
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Jayson Tatum just hit another game-winner. Since 1996-97, no other player has a higher FG% on shots to tie or take the lead in the final 24 seconds of a game. (min 60 FGA)
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Tatum so clean
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😂😂😂
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Celtics announcers DISSED Jaylen Brown 😭 "Tatum has ZERO turnovers tonight." "If I were to do PR work for Jayson Tatum, I'd just remind everyone who led the league in turnovers last year."
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Replying to @MLB
The Rays in Game 4
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0 doubt 🫡
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Rookie Cooper Pratt with the biggest swing of the 2026 season. The Milwaukee Brewers are three outs from a World Series title.
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JAYSON TATUM IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER. BEST IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. SUCK ON THAT YOU ABSOLUTE LOSERS. GOD DAMN THIS TEAM IS LEGIT GOING TO KILL US HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He is Him
JAYSON MF TATUM. GAME WINNER.
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Tatum’s game winner —>
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Every penalty from @ftfc’s HISTORIC win! 🎯 #EFL | #CarabaoCup
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What an embarrassment from Arsenal!
Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town in the EFL Cup. Arsenal’s roster: $1.5 BILLION Fleetwood Town’s roster: $3 million Fleetwood is currently 18th in the 4th level of English soccer. Possibly the biggest upset in English soccer history.
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