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i just know someone out there has a big ass whiteboard putting together our secrets and yapping to their friends like a lunatic.
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π¨ EXCLUSIVE: Pyro's next platform will use servers to host video games.
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firefox is definitely not supporting whatever concept of hell you believe in until at least 2050
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just opened my first PR β€οΈ wish there was a better way to check these credit cards tho
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No man should have the power of Pyro's engineering.
but i am no man π³οΈββ§οΈ
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i'm actually server jesus. i Am Become Him, the savior of hosting
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if you're a hardcore engineer who
- frequently builds software in rust or typescript
- works well in a fast-paced environment
- is a team player
- thinks bringing ultra-reliable gaming infrastructure to the next billion players is COOL
then DM me with your most impressive work!
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i can't get this dumbn gif out of my stupid brain and i don't even know who drew it
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gm pyroneers and all those who associate, what are we using a terabyte of RAM for?
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told my boss "i hope there aren't unforeseen consequences in the future!" while we're pair programming, now suddenly everything's breaking
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we're also running a giveaway exclusively on twitter for another 3 game servers with 6 GB of RAM! they can run any game listed on our website! here's how to enter:
1) follow @withpyro
2) retweet
3) reply with #pyrosweepstakes + what you'd play!
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hi y'all (animals included)! we're running a giveaway for 3 game servers with 6 GB of RAM on our discord! it'll be perfect for an SMP for you and your friends' 2 week minecraft addiction, we promise
join our discord in the π§΅thread below to enter!




















