michael crichton is my dad | pastry chef | for legal purposes all tweets regarding the d*sney company are a joke | she/her

Struggle City
Joined July 2013
girls don’t want girlfriends they want the giver by chappell roan on spotify ✧
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As a queer girlie pop who loves pro wrestling I don’t think I’ll ever be over this actually
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Team USA prepping to get on the boat with their little matching blazers rn
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When the roommate’s gummy hits too hard
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Made candy bracelets out of TUMS for a friends Bachelorette last year and you bet your ASS it came in handy babes
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Replying to @thornhawthorne
He wears lil shirts bc he’s anxious 🤘🏻
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Help I just want an excuse to run through some gardens in a beautiful gown again
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Ariel and I passing each other at the zoom gate as she clocks out and I clock in
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Replying to @Way2GoFatum
What the Fuck is this?? FEARFUL??? And why is this the suggestion related to “serotonin” and “sunshine”? They are actively rooting against me
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Thank u very much
Jade Cargill just ended me plssss
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