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All that time wasted on a notes app “statement” and still no apology to the artist…..
Jorginho has released a new statement, now clarifying that Chappell Roan had nothing to do with the security guard that approached his daughter: “Chappell Roan made a public statement, reached out privately to Catherine, and our teams also spoke directly. It became clear that she had no knowledge of what took place at breakfast and had not asked anyone to approach them. She was understanding and sympathetic to what had happened to our child. […] The security guard himself has since confirmed publicly that he was representing another artist at the hotel at the time.”
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the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch
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jesus fucking christ i wish i was a muppet so bad kill me
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It’s magic, the Muppets are real
How the FUCK did they do this
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I really like when the muppet puppeteers just shake the muppet around really fast
The Muppet Show (2026) - Rizzo sings a cover of Blinding Lights
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PSA!
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During the Holocaust, Nazis used the phrase “make Germany great again” to promote their ideology, are we surprised here?
New photo reveals a swastika American flag has been found hanging in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor's congressional office.
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Could we fucking not
“Nasty” Ned Fulmer, formerly of The Try Guys has made his wrestling debut for AEW/ROH.
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DREAMLIGHTS YOU’RE NEXT. WE’RE COMING FOR YOU.
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nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society
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Putting her first Grammy award on the floor to prioritize her speech and her message I simply cannot
Chappell Roan calls for labels to provide a livable wage and health benefits to their artists during her GRAMMYs speech. xitter.cf/THR/status/18862443920…
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The use of the trans pride flag colors at the end of Chappell’s PPC performance was not lost on me. I love her fearlessness to stand up for what she believes in and for refusing to bend to the terrible force that the current administration’s putting the LGBTQ+ community
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She’s front and center of the public eye right now as this huge breakthrough pop star and she’s doing it right bitch
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Just so we’re clear, I would like lingerie AND a le cruset bread oven
Your girl doesn’t want a teddy or tacky lingerie for Valentines Day. She wants a Le Creuset bread oven.
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In the color nectar, chambray, thyme, or sage
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girls don’t want girlfriends they want the giver by chappell roan on spotify ✧
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