Award-winning Michelin starred restaurant on Bellevue Road, SW17. All tweets by Bruce #michelinstardining https://xitter.cf/t.co/CDYZKxoP2P

Wandsworth Common, London
Joined November 2011
Superb lunch at Camille, Borough today. The lady who cooked these brains is a master. Tricky to get spot-on and these were just that🙏
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I thought you meant restaurants for a minute there Sam!
Enjoyed my first taste of the Michelins! Now some chill time ❤️❤️❤️👍🏻
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Bruno is pure class. Articulate (not in his native language), concise and absolutely spot-on. He’s a class act. We’re lucky to have him, but the club’s in deep 💩
Bruno Fernandes calling out Carrick & the Manchester United staff after tonight loss... 🤯 "It's a decision from the staff to NOT press man to man and sometimes leave space behind and try to get the ball, wait for them, but sometimes when you give space to these teams they get confidence."
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Weekend warriors. Some modest, some less so, but all delivered!
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What is it with politicians using the phrase “I get it”, when clearly they don’t?
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Have just seen the (modestly scored) Arnaud Ente Bourgogne Blanc ‘19 offered at £225 per btl. The world’s gone f’ing mad! Who on earth buys this?
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Free corkage on Sunday nights! Still some availability for tomorrow evening. Bring a favourite btl or two for dinner and we’ll charge you precisely nothing!
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I’m confused!
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Chez Bruce retweeted
"Hi Kemi, it's Michelle from Iron Dome Services."
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What on earth is this wet stuff falling out of the sky?
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The recipe I use for Christmas cake (although I add more nuts and booze) and I can thoroughly recommend it! Great recipe.
🎄 Cake of the Week: Classic Christmas Cake Delia’s original Christmas cake, made with fruit soaked overnight in brandy, dark brown sugar, treacle, spices, almonds and citrus zest. Bake it slowly, then ‘feed’ with Armagnac or brandy as it matures. A proper traditional Christmas cake to make ahead. #christmascake #christmasbaking #christmasplanning #deliaonline #fruitcake
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I’m afraid pretty well all of this £34.70 is going to HMRC.
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from www.chrisbeetles.comtoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
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And I turned up at The Battle of Hastings!
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 “I lived through two world wars, and I won’t put up with Labour stealing my pension” claims 67-year-old man.
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Excellent staff nosebag this evening.
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And thank you Bailey for coming in on a day off to cover for a poorly colleague. 💪💪
Bailey and his pommes swandants
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Booked an online table for a very nice London tapas resto before realising there is a 90 min cap on the table. I emailed politely to enquire whether this may be extended slightly. I was (politely) told no! I cancelled. In the current market? I find this a surprising policy.
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It’s music Jim, but not as we know it.
Have to admire his moxie.
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Truly wonderful.
The first episode of Postman Pat was broadcast on this day in 1981.
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