Chris Morgan

#ItsComingHome #ENGITA #EURO2020

That’s the look of a dog who has witnessed a man go through an emotional rollercoaster.... @Harlequins @premrugby #coyq #harlequins

Shit on it 😞

Badger is Joe Pasquali. 100% #maskedsingeruk

Nice to see flying ants day 2020 wasn’t cancelled this year. #flyingantday

I’ve just heard that the 8.30pm announcement is that the DFS sale is officially ending # #coronavirus

Without doubt, with nowhere to get a haircut, the #coronavirus will see the return of the mullet. I hope it’s fully embraced. #COVIDー19

Think I’ve turned into a troll. Just left this in the Allianz arena museum (also know as the Didier Drogba Stadium). #KTBFFH

Turkeys are bastards. Look at them stealing the limelight at Christmas when January-November they are now where to be seen #ThursdayThoughts

Choosing a prime minister out of these two clowns is like having to choose which nipple to rip off. #GeneralElection2019 #GE2019

Bum cheeks are flapping already #ENGvNZL

This is unfortunate #snackmasters

This is what the internet was invented for.

This guy 100% already owned that mask before this experiment #theoctopusinmyhouse

I hope it ends with the octopus eating the man #theoctopusinmyhouse

Is this guy a parody? I wonder how his ex wife feels being replaced by an octopus in a tank #theoctopusinmyhouse

‘I got divorced’....that explains it #theoctopusinmyhouse

Bet it doesn’t take its turn to put the bins out #theoctopusinmyhouse

Really excited to find out the difference between dog and cat food #foodunwrapped

Has anyone ever really delved into the lyrics of ‘combine harvester’? Very early on... ’I threw me pitch fork at your dog’ Then in the next line the guy wonders why... ‘Somethings tellin’ me that you’re avoiding me.