I am so sick of the internet these days. It seems everything is so political. I feel I can’t post a photo of my dog without some sort of political agenda being brought up.

I have not posted in a while. It’s funny to me how people view other people‘s lives. They think they’ve made the wrong decision, even though they are happy and love their lives. With that said, I love my decisions and I love my life.

Two people and one stroller occupy the same space as eight people in a walkway. Is this what they call new math?

As far as I know, a Sasquatch has never hurt anyone. Why don’t people just go up and talk to them? I bet they’re super friendly.

Is it weird to post the same thing on Twitter that you do on Threads? Asking for a friend?

I have this “good” quality... If I want to get something done, I am relentless in doing it the best I possibly can, no matter what it is… Work… Fun… Collecting something… So I also have this “bad” quality... If I want to get something done, I am relentless in doing it the best I possibly can, no matter what it is… Work… Fun… Collecting something… – at Nevada, USA

It's the 4th of July. Time to watch Jaws..... Again. This movie changed my life. That is is not an exaggeration – at Nevada, USA

There is nothing like being a part of something that brings people happiness. All I have to do is walk into the theatre during the show soak up the energy. Good cure for a long day. – at Paradise, NV

There’s so much going on today. My normal grind… Apple keynote speech. (I will probably miss that due to my normal grind and have to watch highlights)… Stanley Cup playoff game 2. Go Knights Go. I will be there. So many activities for one day. – at Nevada, USA

It’s funny that I just realized that my life is sort of just “Ground Hog Day”. I used to say that I never know what day it is. Now I realize it’s because I do the same thing over and over and over. This actually might be a good thing. I enjoy my life. – at Nevada, USA

When I was 20 I thought people in their 40s looked old and acted old. Now that I’m 60 I feel younger than I ever have. Life is strange… – at Paradise, NV

So this creepy doll just appeared in the office at the studio today. Always something to keep me on my toes here. At least she has a comfortable tiny chair

Me and a few of my favorite people in the world. @harrisoncomedy @MikeReissWriter #funnypeople #simpsons

When Mother Nature goes off script and forgets the weather forecast: 'Raindrops are just Earth's happy tears!' 🌧️😂 #UnexpectedShower #SoMuchForTheForecast" – at Nevada, USA

Good morning! I’m already exhausted and it’s not even 9 AM. At least it is cold and windy outside. So I got that going for me… #longday – at Nevada, USA

I heard global warming is so bad that polar bears are now wearing sunscreen! – at Paradise, NV

I'm up in the middle of the night watching YouTube videos and I'm starting to think I'm a nocturnal creature or just a dude that can't sleep! #YouTubeNightOwl – at Nevada, USA