@MikeReissWriter

Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.

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Joined April 2016
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My new travel book is out! BAD TRIPS: 52 WEEKS OF WEIRD TRAVEL! Funny stories and 100+ color photos! amazon.com/dp/B0H3BDMGFP?ref…
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TRUE STORY: We were right at the heart of these riots in Spain as they were happening, but missed them entirely because we were so absorbed in the Barcelona Museum of Sex.
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CLAYFACE can make himself look like anyone! For example, his whole movie looks exactly like Sam Raimi's DARKMAN.
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CLAYFACE can make himself look like anyone! For example, his whole movie looks exactly like Sam Raimi's DARKMAN.
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Wow. If one more disillusioned MAGA guy apologizes for their rabid support of Trump, well, that'll make one.
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When I critiqued YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, defenders said, "You should have gone in with no expectations." If I had no expectations, I wouldn't have spent $18 to see a three-hour documentary.
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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is just like Theranos: promises something new and amazing but just doesn't deliver.
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By 2028, every man woman and child in America will have been Trump's Press Secretary.
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By 2028, every man woman and child in America will have been Trump's Press Secretary.
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Trump has not finished with a woman this fast since Stormy Daniels. cnn.com/2026/10/16/politics/…

Why Trump decided to fire Katie Zacharia as press secretary after just five days: ‘Did anyone vet...

President Donald Trump has fired Katie Zacharia as press secretary, advisers to the president said, ending her turbulent week-long stint as the White House’s top spokesperson.

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Trump has not finished with a woman this fast since Stormy Daniels. cnn.com/2026/10/16/politics/…

Why Trump decided to fire Katie Zacharia as press secretary after just five days: ‘Did anyone vet...

President Donald Trump has fired Katie Zacharia as press secretary, advisers to the president said, ending her turbulent week-long stint as the White House’s top spokesperson.

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Everything Trump puts his name on turns to crap.
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"Selma Blair got arrested for biting a flight attendant. Still, it was the best meal anyone got on Delta in years."
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I've hated Trump since he was in diapers.
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I've hated Trump since he was in diapers.
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My only hope for the livestream firing squad is that Trump loves to step in front of any camera.
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Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriterOct 7
As a lifelong Democrat, I'm excited about the midterms and how we'll manage to screw up.
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Trump has hope for the midterms like DIGGER has hope for a second weekend.
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As a lifelong Democrat, I'm excited about the midterms and how we'll manage to screw up.
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Today's Substack visits Tasmania! reissm.substack.com/p/tasman…
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I may be biased but I think this is the greatest song ever written.
Taylor Abrahamse@taylorabrahamseOct 4
Heres a song I wrote about The Simpsons. Mostly its a reality check for ppl who are devastated that the show has, God forbid, changed over the course of 38 seasons. Gems to love in every season & even the Disney specials. Thank you @AlJean @MikeReissWriter @mattselman & all.
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