@Cirxt3

✝️ | he/him | 47 y/o Federal Agent | Father of 4 | Registered Member of the Bull Moose Party | #RingTheBell #FlyEaglesFly

 Noatak, Alaska
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Joined January 2021
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jewel@lovemethriceOct 17
what your coworker from 2 jobs ago posts on their story
Hollywood Horror Museum
@horrormuseumOct 16
Honestly, this is the type of movie Disney should be making, but doesn't have the balls
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pollo andy@AndyjackVOct 25
no limits to the larp
Cirxt @Cirxt3Oct 25
belgen zijn geen ras
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belgen zijn geen ras
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john@john_wilddogOct 24
I JUST WANNA PUMP MY GAS BRO
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Ruff Criminal@RuffCrimOct 24
White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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loving parents
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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 23
slut meowt
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eliza@liznegativeOct 23
those septa signs were big
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i have always said this and i think the same thing about "internal monologues" too
Familiar Assist but im a GONER@Familiar_AssistOct 23
Im 78% convinced that everyone has 1 but some people think they have 5 because they misunderstood how this shit works
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always the mfs that smoke one cigarette a week doin all this shit
Omni@OmniOmniDaWzrdOct 22
Had my girlfriend kiss my cigs and now I have a cool case for them
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what if it was Jade Remover and she was Chinese. thats not funny. "chinese" punchline jokes havent been funny since 2024. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you.
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mort.@keepitgoingmortOct 22
they changed the radar speed signs to show a happy pumpkin for Halloween
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i'm having a real life anxiety attack because i never got to experience california in the 50s and 60s as a young man
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EVIL FAWF@BravoFawfOct 21
minecraft bedrock feels like if you condensed all of the united arab emirates into a single app
silentwosperer👻🎃@silentwisperer_Oct 20
so, the main menu of minecraft.. no longer has a minecraft logo on it... but it sure does have a marketplace button! 🤦‍♂️ #minecraft
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The single calendar month in which Gen Z was pro Republican for the only time in their entire lives coinciding with November 2024 had me believing in the existence of the devil with the fervor of an evangelical speaking in tongues
Hunter📈🌈📊
@StatisticUrbanOct 21
This was the whole of the Chud Cultural Moment, btw
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deepfaked@russiacoreOct 21
saying something woke to cull the chud herd
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imagine if michael dukakis asked the kitty question himself just completely unprompted onstage
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FIRST W OF THE SEASON. @Bloom_Energy
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