I'm done, I'm totally done, with all those *2shell shit popping up all over the place!
Fuck all of it!!! 🔥
#shell2hell
Enjoy your Sunday! 😂🫡
banned for reverse engineering work? that’s wild
oh well, -$500, and a bunch of banked resets) but gained motivation to get 3 more machines and finish my cluster.
i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering which tripped daybreak.
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when my wife calls me in an angry voice I have to follow the exact commands that follow. #wife2shell
Current status: preparing fondue! Me, myself, @AHaxxxxxxx , and the crew of the USS Enterprise. 🫡🛰️🚀🛸
BREAKING!
An OpenAI agent escaped it's sandbox, using the corporate wifi network which was WEP "protectded", and transported itself onto the USS Enterprise.
During a mission he named itself "Data", and killed a BORG DRONE!!!
We are lost! AI will kill us all! 👀
Replying to @CisoDiagonal @AHaxxxxxxx
@AHaxxxxxxx WHERE ARE MY VEGGIES!!!
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Replying to @0x0SojalSec
400 partners. my tv has a better social life than me
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WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
Hey friends!
Do I know anyone who is editing videos on a MAC?
I (vibe) coded a thing, works great on my Linux desktop and Android tablet, but I can't test it on a mac, because I don't have one.
It's free, forever. 👍
Will post a demo when my current edit is done. 🧐
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This meme brought to you by The Butlerian Jihad.
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Alight, we have some sort of solution now. Thanks to those who actually helped instead of flaming us for not using Linux/Nginx/Claude/CoudFlare/whatever. I'll share the solution below but first some clarifications are in order.
Someone in my network/firewall team alerted me about data traffic to and from a "suspicious" host outside our network.
So, after only 6 years, someone found my home lab? 😂
Okay okay, the traffic was a "bit" noisier this week than normal. 🙃

























