Southside Place, TX, USA
Joined September 2018
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Loopback. 😂
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I'm done, I'm totally done, with all those *2shell shit popping up all over the place! Fuck all of it!!! 🔥 #shell2hell Enjoy your Sunday! 😂🫡
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banned for reverse engineering work? that’s wild oh well, -$500, and a bunch of banked resets) but gained motivation to get 3 more machines and finish my cluster. i have never used openai to exploit or find vulnerabilities, only local reverse engineering which tripped daybreak.
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when my wife calls me in an angry voice I have to follow the exact commands that follow. #wife2shell
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Current status: preparing fondue! Me, myself, @AHaxxxxxxx , and the crew of the USS Enterprise. 🫡🛰️🚀🛸
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BREAKING! An OpenAI agent escaped it's sandbox, using the corporate wifi network which was WEP "protectded", and transported itself onto the USS Enterprise. During a mission he named itself "Data", and killed a BORG DRONE!!! We are lost! AI will kill us all! 👀
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Can someone tell me to got to bed? Thanks! 🙃
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Ahhahahah best one yet !
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Replying to @0x0SojalSec
400 partners. my tv has a better social life than me
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WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
i own a relatively new (2025) samsung tv. i kept getting weirdly targeted ads. i tried reversing the firmware but it was aes encrypted and no keys unless tear it apart and do uart/jtag magic. zero days it is. root shell on new samsung TVs! discovered PRIVACY HORROR. write up?
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Hey friends! Do I know anyone who is editing videos on a MAC? I (vibe) coded a thing, works great on my Linux desktop and Android tablet, but I can't test it on a mac, because I don't have one. It's free, forever. 👍 Will post a demo when my current edit is done. 🧐
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This meme brought to you by The Butlerian Jihad.
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Alight, we have some sort of solution now. Thanks to those who actually helped instead of flaming us for not using Linux/Nginx/Claude/CoudFlare/whatever. I'll share the solution below but first some clarifications are in order.
OK, serious question. About 2/3 of our customers are on PHP 7.3, one is on 5.6 (all on Windows, Apache 2.4, PHP started as a Fastcgi process, not Apache module). They can't install the latest PHP. We've done the recommended PHP settings mitigations, but they are not enough.
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Someone in my network/firewall team alerted me about data traffic to and from a "suspicious" host outside our network. So, after only 6 years, someone found my home lab? 😂 Okay okay, the traffic was a "bit" noisier this week than normal. 🙃
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The Big Three global superpowers
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