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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷

@ClassifiedHag

Yes, I'm really 40 years old. No I will not have sex with you. Minors DNI.

 NYC
Joined August 2026
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Me visiting France
Air Hoodlum 🏴𓅃 (@PerfectlyWeird) profile pictureAir Hoodlum 🏴𓅃@PerfectlyWeirdOct 24
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I want to permanently disable my ability to cringe
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
cxhloveˣ (@cxhlove) profile picture
cxhloveˣ@cxhloveOct 28
Chlöeween🎃💛🧡👻 thread 🧵
Image from cxhloveˣ (@cxhlove)
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Thank god
lesbian cannibal 𓆣 (@cl0wndyke) profile picturelesbian cannibal 𓆣@cl0wndyke14h
#iamnotastatistic
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You're all useless heathens
A Twitter poll I made asking how people pronounce the word "lawyer". The choices are "law-yer" or "loy-er". The poll results show them as tied.

ALT A Twitter poll I made asking how people pronounce the word "lawyer". The choices are "law-yer" or "loy-er". The poll results show them as tied.

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I didn't learn that files don't just disappear when you delete them until I took a cyber security course. The info has been out there for a long time, sure but I think we need to account for the fact that a lot of you are nerds 👍🏿
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Coconut is such a good word
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Equanimity is a terrible word because I can't say it out loud when I'm high
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Foliage. Ice water. Cheetas
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
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La Chiquita@la_ROCA__Oct 27
Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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Image from 🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 (@patriach2051)
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Penis
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No but seriously the mean girl shit has to go
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪 (@JEllulz) profile picture
The Ghost of Low-Fiber Diets 🥪@JEllulz21h
GM let's get this bread *goes to the back of the bread line*
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Arguing with Ledarius about doo doo at 9 am smh
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Why the fuck are people even on social media? 'You reply too much' Dude lock your fucking replies then. Block me actually. Don't complain about my presence and seriously expect me to stick around either. Maybe delete your account if you don't want likes? Idk
werner | 🐆🛰️ (@fermiidirac) profile picturewerner | 🐆🛰️@fermiidiracOct 27
found a cool artist yesterday and liked/reposted a bunch of their art and then followed them and then today they posted "is it wrong to block someone for spamming likes" i blocked them first bc i felt badly now but since when is that an issue? do people not like art attention?
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10/10 no notes
Félix zone 🪏🇭🇺🇵🇸 (@LizaARokatunder) profile pictureFélix zone 🪏🇭🇺🇵🇸@LizaARokatunderOct 27
scientists reveal the noise
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Meltdown is a bit much imho but I just wanted to use this to remind people that birthdays ARE actually special You have the privilege of growing older and out of billions of people I have the pleasure of knowing you and it's a chore to celebrate that? Spiritually vacant culture
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The odds of us meeting. The odds of us getting along/bonding. The gift of life and sharing that life. All worthy of celebration, but no one has time for it?
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Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 retweeted
𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢. 𖦹˖°. (@evitaswrld) profile picture
𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢. 𖦹˖°.@evitaswrldOct 27
what a beautiful picture this is
Image from 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢. 𖦹˖°. (@evitaswrld)
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I smell good
Classified Hag🪬🐚🦷 (@ClassifiedHag) profile pictureClassified Hag🪬🐚🦷@ClassifiedHagOct 27
Just gonna start bragging and see if anyone notices
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