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Maybe ghost of a 20th century French philosopher. If I say “hell yeah brother” that's like in a gender-neutral way. Friend of Ned Ludd. $1000 unblock fee.

Sandwich
Joined May 2018
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Friends, here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich
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chatbbl
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I declare mysef Interim President of Brazil
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Breaking: the FAA has shut down airspace over the Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site, with a notice calling it a “US Government Nuclear Incident.”
An event is in progress that has triggered emergency response activities at the Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site. This message is being sent to you as part of our emergency response organization information process.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The FAA NOTAM used standard terminology for a temporary restriction during a nuclear site incident; official updates confirm a contained lab fire was extinguished with no detectable off-site contamination and the Site Area Emergency was terminated. public.srs.gov/2026/10/savann… cnn.com/2026/10/28/us/…
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I need to find all of my old oomfs I need to like all of their tweets
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scientists reveal the Goop
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The hack is a call to action, in case you wondered
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Anti fascist activists opposed to the Trump administration say they have hacked DHS and created a massive searchable database of names and contact information for over 40,000 agency employees. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/d…
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If you're not sure what to write just guess what the next word in a sentence would be if a human was writing it.
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🚨 WEENOR WEENOR WEENOR 🚨
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Will I regret having a coker coler before I go socialize tonight?
28%Yes, your sleep will fuck
72%No you'll sleep fine 😈
25 votes • 11 hours
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The word that perfectly represents 2026 is ChatGLP
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It's very funny that the US spent decades allowing corporations to outsource all manufacturing to China and now they're mad that China is better at building stuff than us?
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I can consider and contemplate a lot of ideas without believing them. How about you?
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sponge boy me bob
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I'm monolingual btw lmao
Being monolingual is wild like wdym you never had to use another language your entire childhood and adolescence?
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I think someone blocked me because they thought I was subtweeting them? Anyway this wasn't a subtweet, I was actually thinking about myself when I tweeted this. But it does apply to some of you tbh.
Type of guy who asks for advice but doesn't actually want advice, just wants to be told what he wants to hear.
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GM let's get this bread *goes to the back of the bread line*
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WATCH: Brazilian President Lula on Flávio Bolsonaro leaving Brazil for the U.S.: For the Bolsonaro family, Brazil is their second homeland. Their first homeland is licking boots in the United States, just as they are accustomed to doing.
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Being monolingual is wild like wdym you never had to use another language your entire childhood and adolescence?
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