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depressed cowboys fan

Virginia
Joined August 2013
OMG I'm crying 😂
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My wife: I’m over stimulated Me in the corner rage baiting her:
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Told her I’m in her city and she said have fun
I be scrolling fast af when that LeBron clip hits my tl it hurts to see him like that 💔
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when I doordashed popeyes and they straight up put a whole wad of napkins on my sandwich
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$25 an hour. $1,000 gross, $817 take-home. Still paycheck to paycheck. That’s how expensive everything is now. Pathetic.
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Had my dawg Romo throwing into triple coverage I understand it though 😭😭
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R.I.P RJ MITTE 🙏🏻
🕊️ "Breaking Bad" star RJ Mitte has died at 34. tmz.me/4yfaoHe
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the world you grew up in no longer exists
Black Friday is nearly here, and that means big deals! Join the #PSVR party or snag a 1TB PS4 with a copy of Marvel's Spider-Man for for $199.99 USD. More details: play.st/2RPxZdH
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if i had a 100 bullets and both daron bland and adolf hitler were in front of me, i’d shoot daron 50 times and save the other 50 for when i see jake ferguson
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Hitler and Stalin 1939 (colorized)
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This man really asked me do I think Kai Gay nigga my water-bill $165 idgaf
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YE & JAY-Z WATCH THE THRONE ERA GRAIL LIVING SO ITALIAN FULL CDQ 🇮🇹🚨
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if our love is tragedy why are you my remedy
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Brian Schottenheimer meet and greet teapawt.org/CobsonWONwabag/status/…
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Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
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DB’s for the last 15 yards of a pick 6
what is going on with Katy Perry?😭
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running back to the toilet after realising it’s not over yet
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