Chocolate and Sci-Fi loving bear. Love driving my Aston #definitelynotaspy #licencetogrowl (winding down this account now, I am on other sites)
Not here as Musky is a twat
Joined July 2011
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Make a note of these #furrytails events in your diary for April.
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Update: She did! And just as she was about to post it the app went down… 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
However, it’s now back up, & I can finally upload the poem! Except I imagine that by now everyfur’s gone home 🙄😂
Anyway, hear it (at long last!!) is…
#FurryTails #FurryBards
ALT The policeman thought on what he’d seen As he once more went his way; “Well, they’re not the Holy Family, Even though it’s Christmas Day!” Then all at once he heard a voice, Though no shape could he see — “In as much as you’ve done it for these least You have done it unto Me.”
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Here's my #FurryBards poem for today.
I expected lots of poems on how yummy chocolate is but for pets it's not good for us.
So here's my #furrytails safety announcement poem 😌
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Sorry #furrybards #Furrytails Hoom started to do art and I had to threaten her to get her to type my poetree! But here it is!
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A pleasure and a privilege. Pawsvilege? Or something like that. Thank you !
#UniversityChallenge
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Remember you need to take precautions if preparing to look at today’s eclipse, such as wearing sunglasses or living in Scotland…
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There are only four words!
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#TheApprentice Dairy free cheese???? Nooooo
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Anonymous poll for all stuffies/teddies/cuddlies/bears/plushies.
Do you think that your primary human (the 1 you spend the most time with if you own multiple) is neurodivergent (autistic, ADHD, dyslexic, dyspraxic etc) or neurotypical (none of above)?
I'm just curious.
54%Neurodivergent
46%Neurotypical
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I'm a bard who is early,
And enjoys a curly- wurly,
But when Codsy has the munchies,
He eats his weight in Crunchies.
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And here’s what’s on my Christmas wishlist…
#FurryTails #FurryBards
ALT Screenshot of a poem called What I Want For Christmas
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THREAD:
Downing St this morning:
Sunak: I’ve had enough. Braverman has gone too far. Get rid of her.
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Of course, Prime Minister. Who will replace her at the Home Office?
Sunak: Um… James. He’s a good egg. Give it to James.
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SPOOKY LIMERICK by MADDOGTED
(Heavily edited fer clarity)
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There once was a vainglorious pooky
What fancied himself as being spooky
He crept behind Albear Camoo
And cried "Boo! boo! boo! boo!"
To which Albear replied "You offy fooky!"
#furrybards #FurryTails
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So delighted that prestigious news organisation @GBNEWS has quoted me in one of their news reports.
The bullying by Fiona Bruce was totally uncalled for!
I’m rather hoping after this, GB News might offer me my own show…😊🇬🇧
