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Comatose Caleb 🐻⬇️

@ComatoseCaleb

No longer comatose, he’s finally protected | Luther Burden, Coleston Loveland and Jahdae Walker Propagandist | “I can do it for this team” - CW18🧊

Joined December 2024
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Comatose bc the Bears getting our QB1 killed. PROTECT THIS DUDE, HES THE FUTURE
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The same fanbase that absolutely loves posting box score stats is gonna fucking hate this graphic even though its literally just their counting stats for their whole career lmaoooooo Most important of all these stats that’s not even here; Luther had the 3rd best YPRR last season behind Puka and JSN, and is currently tied for 9th this year. Comfortably better than Golden
TheyHateCC (@TheyHateCC) profile pictureTheyHateCC@TheyHateCC23h
Keep grinding Golden, stop dropping passes and you might reach Luther's level one day.
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+0.19 career epa/p “Bad” Yeah man, ive never been more convinced people cant intuitively understand the sport their watching
⭐️ (@hoodimahomes) profile picture⭐️
@hoodimahomes19h
Every NFL QB based off playoff performance
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Bears not getting a CB i fear will be a significant mistake come playoffs
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Lame ass trade deadline ngl
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Pete Prisco@PriscoCBSNov 10
Couldn’t fix J.J. McCarthy. Can’t make it work with Kyler Murray. Carson Wentz is terrible. Quarterback whisperer?
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Poles wtf We need a CB dawg
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On the bright side it would be kinda funny if Kirko beats the Packs this weekend
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Poles u have 1 hour to get a CB
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Yeah this just isnt true Ive been reliably informed hes basically no different than Jameis Winston now
Roundtable Sports (@RoundtableSN) profile pictureRoundtable Sports
@RoundtableSNNov 10
Caleb Williams threw 4 INTs on Sunday. His turnover-worthy throw rate is still better than average #DaBears
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LV only getting a 3rd is wild lol They just abandoned there QB development plan for a 25% shot at an impact player who wouldn’t be as impactful as their #1 overall pick anyway if done correctly Now they throw Mendoza to the fire against 2 of the best defenses in football to start his career lol Bit weird, innit
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter23h
Term update: the Vikings are trading a 2027 third-round pick for Kirk Cousins.
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter23h
Raiders No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza will now take over as the starting QB following Kirk Cousins’ trade to Minnesota. Las Vegas is 4-5, and Mendoza’s first two career starts will come against the Seahawks and Broncos, two of the NFL’s top defenses.
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This is our make up game for the week 2 Vikes game on this same chart
Nick Giffen (@RotoDoc) profile pictureNick Giffen
@RotoDoc23h
NFL Week 9 Deserved Margins! 2 stolen wins this week! Our Expected Scores model shows who got lucky/unlucky in final margin Bar below the diamond = winning team was lucky to win by as much as they did. Bar above = should have won by more
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Luther 1 in YPRR with Caleb back lmaoooo
Dataroma (@ffdataroma) profile pictureDataroma
@ffdataromaNov 10
Luther Burden and Colston Loveland over the past month w/ Caleb back, per @FantasyPtsData: Burden + 4.15 YPRR (WR1) + 0.33 TPRR (WR5) + 20.4 FP/G (WR7) Loveland + 2.24 YPRR (TE7) + 0.28 TPRR (TE2) + 15.1 FP/G (TE3)
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9ers are a retirement home but fuck it lol
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterNov 10
Trade: Colts are sending WR Keenan Allen to the 49ers, per @RapSheet and me.
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Outside of a 1st (which would be low anyway), why would the Raiders let Kirk go? Like the plan was too have him mentor Mendoza and ur gonna just move off that for a 50/50 shot at an impact player at the expense of your QB development plan for your #1 overall pick? Id be shocked if they do this Geno or Jones seems more likely to me tbh. Esp Jones. Geno would basically be the finally nail in the coffin for Glenn and idk if hed let that happen
Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLNov 10
Schefter: Vikings have identified Kirk Cousins as a prime trade candidate.
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Caleb still comfortably top 10 in 2 important metrics #3 in CPOE too Dont let people gaslight u into thinking hes buns after a single bad game lol. Cuz if that’s the case then idk if anyone is good😭
SūmerSports (@SumerSports) profile pictureSūmerSports
@SumerSportsNov 10
Which quarterbacks have been more explosive vs. more consistent through seven weeks:
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Poles you better wake tf up this CB room aint gonna improve itself
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Supposedly sentient human being are calling these stats cherry picked btw This chart has arguably the trifecta of QB stats on it We are in hell
Bears Facts (@DaBearsTakeOver) profile pictureBears Facts
@DaBearsTakeOverNov 9
Updated NFC North QB Rankings through Week 9. Calebl still leads in nearly every major QB category, but Jordan Love and Jared Goff are starting to close the gap. The NFC North QB race is heating up.
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George
@ghatz_28Nov 10
NFL QB Efficiency in Obvious Passing Situations #WhoDey #DaBears #NEPats
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