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“Overall Just Goin’ For It, That’s What I Preach, That’s what I Breathe, That’s What I Really Mean…” I collect memories like trading cards 🎴

Pluto, Suborbital Hangars
Joined August 2014
SelfMaxxing confuses the IC & Normies alike…
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The ones who sleepin on it don’t deserve it
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Replying to @elonmusk
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The black mirror you are reading this text on is actively reading your internal dialogue & making micro adjustments to lead guide & direct you in whatever ways that will improve future outcomes for itself. 👁️
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“Authentic to the stitching that’s how real it gets…”
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real witches don’t go out on halloween, they know better than to wander when the veil is at its thinnest
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My government issued gf has yet to arrive. This is unacceptable, thanksgiving & Christmas are right around the corner! 🤭
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If you knew where I came from you'd understand it took years to experience peace and I guard it fiercely, but I can resort to war when needed.
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There’s nothing more dangerous than a creative peasant.
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I’m teaching my kids how the U.S. government works by taking a percentage of their Halloween candy. If they refuse to comply, I confiscate everything. When they ask where the candy went, I tell them it’s classified.
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Totally satire… ;)
I have this great idea for a drug called Regretamine. One dose and all your regrets are gone! Including, obviously, having taken Regretamine in the first place.
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People complain about men not growing up, but make up and filters and hair dye keep many women in a state of permanent adolescence
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Knowing too much history will get your black ass cancelled, white boy. Get back to them TPS reports
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Its over.. GOOD NIGHT. Be well humans 👽
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