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Hey everyone
My 5 day twitch subathon is going to be starting tonight
Likely in around 5ish hours
Ill be live for 5 days minimum, and subscriptions will increase that timer
Looking forward to seeing you all in chat for my absolute favorite event of the year
Just utterly crushed the life out of my roommates and friends because they let me hit turn 8 on my combo commander deck
Turns out the guy draining everyone for 5 life EVERY turn was a threat!
Who would have thought!
Yeah that tracks
Typical chicago corruption
#BREAKING: Chicago polling place runs out of paper ballots as touchscreen breaks down.
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Don't let my raging boner distract you from my kind eyes and affectionate soul
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THE PATRIOT NEXT TO ME WAS COACHING HIS ADULT DOWNS SON THROUGH HIS STRAIGHT R BALLOT WAGTFKY
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“That guy’s the best general. Put him in charge of the troops.”
“But he’s the enemy’s general, sir.”
“Oh, didn’t realize you hate meritocracy.”
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Everything is fake. Except one thing. One thing is real. Your neighbor's nutrient-dense organs. Go. Eat them. Now.































