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Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is mostly okay. Proud servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

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Joined July 2026
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🪲: THE STRAWPAGE IS HERE!!! :D 🦅: It doesn't look too bad. 🪲: I hope you guys like it! ^w^ contraryclosecombat.straw.pa…
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🦅: No, you can't. And besides, you would have to try really hard to study me because I wouldn't make it very easy. You can try, but I promise you won't succeed.
🪲: THE STRAWPAGE IS HERE!!! :D 🦅: It doesn't look too bad. 🪲: I hope you guys like it! ^w^ contraryclosecombat.straw.pa…
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🦅: No. I can't stand those kinds of things. Being all friendly and lovey-dovey to somebody else? No way. Never.
🪲: THE STRAWPAGE IS HERE!!! :D 🦅: It doesn't look too bad. 🪲: I hope you guys like it! ^w^ contraryclosecombat.straw.pa…
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🦅: This was apparently good ragebait.
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🦅: Well... this is a little awkward...
Replying to @ContraryAbuser
…. *Makes sure Lache is safe and away from Staraptor, then he swats him to the moon.*
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🦅: I sure did. Got a problem with that?
Hey. Overgrown Pigeon. Did you just say you hate my DAD?!
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🦅: I'll humor you guys.
You guys are not ready for Staraptor's tier list.
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You guys are not ready for Staraptor's tier list.
Done! If you don't know the account OOC, you don't need to put them. There's a LOT of people. Also, if you're not on the list, put yourself in the replies! I'll get to you eventually..................... tiermaker.com/create/poketwt…
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🪲: Somebody told me "we can't be friends" today. :( I'm very sad... I want to be friends.
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🪲: I want candy. GIMME DA CHOCOLATES! 🦅: Please. 🪲: Please? Please gimme da chocolate.
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🦅: *when you aren't invited to beat somebody up*
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🪲: I don't want to think about that... but I guess I would say goodbye to all my friends. 🦅: Kill myself. I would rather just get it over with. What am I going to do in that one day?
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #PINETWT ASKS. DAY 46, FOR YOU. IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO LIVE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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🦅: I'M NOT A CHICKEN NUGGET! 3 OF YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Who is this?
StaraptorEmo BirdOversized Chicken NuggetBirb
14%Staraptor
23%Emo Bird
32%Oversized Chicken Nugget
32%Birb
22 votes • Final results
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Who is this?
StaraptorEmo BirdOversized Chicken NuggetBirb
14%Staraptor
23%Emo Bird
32%Oversized Chicken Nugget
32%Birb
22 votes • Final results
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🦅: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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🦅🪲: FIFTY DOLLARS!!!
You have $100 to build a team and defeat Rayquaza. Who would you choose?
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🪲: I didn't get any breakfast this morning...😢
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 36, for MUSES!! Is there a tragedy that’s happened in your life?
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🦅: Atleast a couple hundred. 🪲: Zero! :D
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 27, for MUSES! What’s your kill count?
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