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Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is mostly okay. Proud servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

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Joined July 2026
🦅: No, you can't. And besides, you would have to try really hard to study me because I wouldn't make it very easy. You can try, but I promise you won't succeed.
🪲: THE STRAWPAGE IS HERE!!! :D 🦅: It doesn't look too bad. 🪲: I hope you guys like it! ^w^ contraryclosecombat.straw.pa…
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🦅: No. I can't stand those kinds of things. Being all friendly and lovey-dovey to somebody else? No way. Never.
🪲: THE STRAWPAGE IS HERE!!! :D 🦅: It doesn't look too bad. 🪲: I hope you guys like it! ^w^ contraryclosecombat.straw.pa…
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Replying to @Girasham_Sioc
🪲: AAAAAAH THAT'S BRIGHT!! D:< What are you doing at my house?
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🦅: Well... this is a little awkward...
Replying to @ContraryAbuser
…. *Makes sure Lache is safe and away from Staraptor, then he swats him to the moon.*
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🦅: I'll humor you guys.
You guys are not ready for Staraptor's tier list.
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Replying to @PerfectMetapod
🪲: AAAAAHHHH 🦅: 🪲: I hope we see each other again! I would love to get to know you! 🦅: No you wouldn't.
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Replying to @CrossPoisoning
🦅: Yeah yeah whatever. 🪲:
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🦅: *when you aren't invited to beat somebody up*
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Replying to @Shining_Dialga
🦅: Nope. 🪲: AAAAAHHH 🦅: 🪲: NO DON'T LEAVE ME!!! AAAAAAHHHHH-💥💥💥💥
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Replying to @LumiCoveDuo
*she's trying to say something, but you can't tell what she's trying to say*
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Replying to @LumiCoveDuo
*after a while, only one candy remained* 🪲: ... I don't know about you, but those are gross! Bleh☹️
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Replying to @LumiCoveDuo
🪲: Want some of the candy I got? :D 🦅:
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Replying to @Girasham_Sioc
🪲: We're trick or treating early so we can get all da good candyyy😝 🦅: I did not sign up for this... 🪲: See my costume? :D
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Replying to @Girasham_Sioc
🦅: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Replying to @Girasham_Sioc
🦅: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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