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@Contwixt14 Jun 2024

When I said I was "down to earth," I meant that I am like a hungarian goose feather comforter, lain upon the earth.

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Hard candy is for suckers

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@ContwixtOct 22

Twitter I will always love you Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@ContwixtOct 22

Also: Waiting in line. These interesting people-types somehow enjoy it. Gen Z is a throwback.

@ContwixtOct 20

Gen Z is first generation in a minute who earnestly believes in entering contests. Where are you at, publishers clearinghouse.

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@ContwixtOct 20

Gen Z is first generation in a minute who earnestly believes in entering contests. Where are you at, publishers clearinghouse.

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@ContwixtOct 19

It takes some serious intentional naivety to call willful ignorance by any other name

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@ContwixtOct 13

Hard work is only hard because you aren't getting paid enough to do it.

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@ContwixtSep 27

I dunno how I know this but if quarterbacks are bands Justin Herbert is Phish

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@ContwixtSep 20

I wanna live to see the day I can legally play THICC as a Scrabble word.

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excuse me i am just trying to walk home from work i don't need this beautiful chaos of a distraction when i am trying to cross the street

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the famous colorado rainbow stemmed mushroom

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u can tell how deep someone is into their bullshit if you just count the number of freezers they have

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Aquarians

At your lowest, who do you talk to????

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do you know how fucked up it is that we walk all perpendicular to our fuckin planet

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Plate tectonics and climate change got nothin' on what just happened to Africa and Greenland

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Is there anything we haven't tried maxxing or are we maxxmaxxed

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Underrated: Lullabies

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Who else's supply if not my own

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Inferior to slowing

@snoopdoggslungzSep 2

What are your thoughts on fasting?

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Sat in the bathtub for three hours this morning, trying to reproduce this

@RyanWeatherSep 1

You're looking live at El Niño going "full-tilt" to start meteorological fall. Once in a lifetime event. Three monster hurricanes in E. Pacific w/Hawaii splitting the uprights. Moisture from Hurricane Marie is going to inundate U.S. desert Southwest with major monsoon!

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@ContwixtAug 21

My tweet numbers

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