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Dead Pan Nick

@Contwixt

24/7/365 Observer. Picture-taker. Frequent participant. Occasional make-happener. Bowling. Clouds.

 Gunbarrel, CO
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Joined October 2013
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pay ✺ ⊬@yelllowdashes15h
you can be having an awful day and then they’ll discover a 53 million year old beetle trapped in amber and name it after twenty one pilots
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@Contwixt12 Oct 2023
four seasons. total. landscaping.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVONov 7
Martha Stewart once said “potato" with such chilling precision, I became forever wretched.
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Michael Luo
@AzianMikeNov 6
We must build more donut centers
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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jabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVONov 5
When you can't quite identify the flavor, it's hydrogen peroxide.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterNov 4
My therapist brought up boundaries just as I was playing with his hair
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
patagon’ya blak (@okmeaux) profile picturepatagon’ya blak@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricNov 1
What, and I cannot stress this enough, time is it.
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Trey@treydaywayOct 24
4 years old and she's already slamming doors... I'm not religious but pray for me
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Horned Sphere@Horned_SphereOct 18
That new Nathan Fielder movie had the hipster theater hootin and hollerin like a black church last night
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Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt20 May 2017
It's one thing to get a golf tee stuck in a nostril. Shit happens. But if you've got a golf tee in each nostril, that's a pattern. Wake up.
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Mina Kimes
@minakimesOct 5
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Velodus 🦃🍁@velodusOct 4
*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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Jagger May
@JagSaysOct 4
“Babe do we have to watch Daniel Jones vs Athan Kaliakmanis first thing or can we go to brunch?” Me:
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perfect angel@girl__virusOct 3
i've been nothing but a complete nightmare to you and this is how you treat me
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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornsteinOct 3
i coulda told you that if your slow ass could catch up to me
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your other mom
@difficultpattyOct 2
Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.
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World of Statistics
@stats_feedOct 1
The most complex word in the English language is "run", with 645 possible different meanings.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterSep 30
The feminine urge to fall in love with a handsome drifter and become a cold case
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