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Writer for @SFchronicle

Joined May 2021
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Mind if we join? @Raptors
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not only was 2016 draymond a the best defender on the planet legitimately guarding 1-5, he was also a top 7 playmaker on the planet and a crazy playoff riser man that is the definition of a game changer
Obvious bait but we gotta stop comparing game managers to game changers
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got sick gimmick and remembering the times when i was healthy
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2011 finals LeBron film on rewatch
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Neymar is LOCKED top 7 all time World class in: - 2014 & 2018 WCs - 2021 Copa - every UCL from 14/15-19/20 - 2011 & 2012 Libertadores ZERO stinkers in major tournaments World class for 14 years despite injuries, longevity matched by very few T5 peak OAT Can't name 7 better
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Now that we're no longer Lakers fans Luka a fucking fraud lmao
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The only man to score in six World Cups. We're lucky to witness 🐐
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Another player lapped my idol chuka doncic
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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point guard Venn Diagram
higher-volume leaderboard for players who took the largest share of their FGAs in the first 9 secs of the clock: mostly speed guys and Steph; Russ and Fox (also Kidd/Ja/Hali/etc on the full table) types don’t just push, they drag teammates into efficient scoring windows with him
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Replying to @CookedBySteph
why can’t the replies accept kawhi is the clear cut best player here in 2026?
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Wemby going 2/13 2nd half and 0/2 at the line vs. Fox missing a layup
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Harper and Carter making multiple threes
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Hour Tee for mutuals 🕊️🕊️
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I’m running out of words to describe KAT. He made a monumental defensive leap at 30 years old, and has been the best player on his team during the most dominant stretch of playoff basketball we’ve ever seen. Everything that makes the Knicks great works because his unique skill set makes it work. The combination of spacing, slashing, and rebounding is a complete outlier. No wasted movements. Hyper efficient play. Constant energy and physicality on both sides of the ball. What a player.
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Brunson died 3x and still walked shit down bruh
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Highest % of Team’s Clutch Playoff Points, Championship Run, since 2015: '15: Steph - 40% (62% TS) '16: Kyrie - 37% (61% TS) '17: Steph - 43% (99% TS) '18: Steph - 32% (67% TS) '19: Kawhi - 44% (56% TS) '20: AD - 38% (87% TS) '21: Khris - 41% (56% TS) '22: Steph - 51% (66% TS) '23: Jokic - 37% (49% TS) '24: Jaylen - 27% (65% TS) '25: Shai - 48% (65% TS)
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Ain’t even have to wait 2 weeks for em to drop to +1 💕🐐
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander first round scoring: 36.2 IA PTS/75 +9.9 rTS%
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Does anybody seriously believe that Tim Duncan was close to as good as victor
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