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Joined May 2021
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“Steph-level shotmaking” he’ll shoot 20% from 3 in December and January same script happened last season
If Luka sustains this nonsense then he’s T4 minimum (peak) since 2015. Like this is Bron’s cerebrality as a mobile helio engine in tandem with Steph-level shotmaking in one person right now. A walking, efficient 36/9/8 on O with Reaves and randoms around him.
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Then he’ll get on a heater again in March
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Steph Curry’s updated averages this season: 30.0 PPG 4.5 APG 4.2 RPG 47% FG 43% 3PT 98% FT 😅 He’s only playing 28.8 minutes per game…
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We have Toronto Raptors players who cannot beat the worst team in the league without Kawhi holding their hands
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Klay and Giannis vs the Lakers
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Jake Laravia is so dumb lmao
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So Sengun is just better than Jokic now
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Marcus Smart b2b 3s then a 30ft Reed 3
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If Toronto doesn’t want to trade for Kyrie then just get out of here man
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“threw the ball out of bounce”
Nigga threw the ball out of bounce on the inbound yo cut him klutch on bullshit
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We’ve got a more efficient Jayson Tatum on our team bro and he’s only a rookie 😭❤️
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(2024 finals) When defended by Al Horford. Luka- 9/28 (32.1%) One of the most versatile and impactful defensive bigs in basketball.
Here’s Lukas coverages in the Nba finals everyone!
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Right now would be the perfect time for SGA to go on an April 2021 Steph run let’s see if he has it in him.
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Nope he should be up North
My only takeaway is Kyrie Irving should be a Rocket.
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Y’all said we were washed?
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Haven’t had have a good shooting game yet this season but we’re still 7th in EPM
Current Expected EPM Leaders. Healthy Steph Curry is still easily a top 8 player in the world.
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That shit says 8k bookmarks?
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KD’s path to a ring in 2023: -Clippers without Kawhi or PG13 -53 win Nuggets (good-not-great team) -43 win Lakers -44 win Heat with injured Jimmy Even with this cupcake path he managed to lose in the 2nd round ☠️
The West is dropping like flies you hate to see it but this the perfect chance for KD to have his 2022 Warriors finals run
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Dame foul baiting
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Y’all clown Curry for letting his wife do a basic romcom but had nothing to say when Carmelo Anthony’s wife did sex scenes? Sounds hypocritical to me
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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