@CowboyCryptid

Ethan. 30. He/They. I get down on the clown.

 Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2017
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Got my head stuck in a cloud
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Yeah yeah nuke tapestry or whatever but I spy a real grade Eva 01
marieeeeee@mbpupOct 24
gay ass living room
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Renaissance festival rocks cause there’s so many beautiful people with huge tits
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music hot take or whatever but money for nothing is one of the most dog shit songs i've ever heard
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Himbo Chef retweeted
boy eater@boyeateryOct 24
me on halloweekend
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finding out a friend also fucks with music you didn't think anyone else you know knew is so fucking sick
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Went to the lil man’s soccer game and his team won 7-1 and it went just like the Germany-Brazil game in 2014
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Connected to covenant. Hmm. Not sure.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 23
A new ‘ALIEN’ movie is in the works. • It will be connected to ‘Prometheus’ and ‘Covenant’ • Aaron Guzikowski (‘Prisoners’, ‘Raised by Wolves’) is writing the script (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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teasing the robot girls nipples and seeing her wires do this
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Dick feelin extra big tonight, need to slap it on someone’s face
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70 year old mom just asked me unprompted about a holiday drag show so i know where i'm taking her in december
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I have to clean my house 😭
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Got a wow forever growl key so I’ll be trying that with friends soon
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Is that a Colt??
POPULAR FRONT
@PopularFront_Oct 23
🇭🇹 #Haiti: The leader of the “Unité Bawon Laplèn” (UBP) gang, Lanmò SanJou, is seen blessing gang members and their weapons with rum as they "prepare for war". The security situation in Haiti continues to deteriorate rapidly. Police and international forces have launched major operations against armed gangs following a recent ambush that left two police officers dead while on patrol. (via @war_noir)
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Chaos Crave
@ChaosCrave_Oct 22
Florence Pugh and Hailee Steinfeld are rumored to star as lovers in a modern remake of the iconic 1996 neo-noir thriller 'BOUND', with Lana and Lilly Wachowski rumored to return as directors! The duo is reportedly being considered for the roles of Corky and Violet in a high-stakes mob heist.
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2 the 9s🙈
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Maybe in a bit of a rough patch mentally but the days get better
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Clown Detective 🤡
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Did this a couple months ago and helped someone get keys out of the storm drain near our bar and now I have friends I hang out with weekly because of it
Mike Mekus@mmekus18Oct 21
Have to share my IG story rn lmao
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This and a newgrounds animation would’ve broken the internet in like 2010
Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppiOct 18
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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