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Elstiko

@Crary98
Joined December 2009
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We are proud to join @MLB to take a stand against bullying and show our support for 2SLGBTQI+ youth. #SpiritDay
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If Chuck Norris being a Republican makes you celebrate his death… you’re the problem.
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
@JoJoFromJerz
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To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas buff.ly/3C6zKQL
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A man just hit a woman until she cried. Normally we have a word for that and it isn’t “sport”. My heart goes out to Angela Carini. @iocmedia you need to hang your heads in shame. Imane Khelif is a man. #NoMenInWomensSport #SaveWomensSport
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“Bloodbath”🧐
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If you're a mass shooter at a Kansas City Chiefs parade, the media protects your identity because you're "under 18." If you're a fan in face paint at a Kansas City Chiefs game, the media tries to ruin your life, calling you a racist at 9 years old.
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Remember when it became 100% clear that Bill Clinton was an Epstein client from the released documents... And everyone was like, "Yeah, we already knew that," and just moved on... and nothing at all happened to Bill Clinton...
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Good guy adopts an old timer so he doesn’t have to die alone
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For the first time ever…Canada has a medal at the Men’s World Cup! Canada 🇨🇦 127 United States 🇺🇸 118 In OT
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This ski lift malfunction is still so crazy 😳🤯 teapawt.org/Texas_Made956/status/1…
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People were more afraid of a virus with a 99.8% survival than they are of nuclear war. Shows you the true power of brainwashing and propaganda.
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Who made this? teapawt.org/Vickisanger6/status/15…
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Wow will smith! Now we KNOW you’re a man and not a cuck who’s wife was fucking a random wannabe rapper. So yeah. Can’t wait to watch after earth for the never time not at all.
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Will Smith isn't tough. Chris Rock is tough. He gets sucker slapped by a brooding egoist and then never even TOUCHES his face. Doesn't leave, doesn't lose it, doesn't hold a presser, simply carries on flawlessly, for the sake of the next winner. Amazing.
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Good glove, surprising power.
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Who thought of this? 😂😭
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Magical misery tour . February 4th 8pm Long Island . brokerage comedy club with @kevinbrennan666 @ejkerrigan @levy_sir @BarryRibs retweet f*ckers brokerage.govs.com/shows/164…
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“Ok, next shot. Randy, I want you to stick your hand down the front of your shorts. Tim, you squat down with your face by his dick.” “Um, I really wanted to stand up and look tough like the other guys.” “Well, make a fist or something to indicate you aren’t about to blow him.”
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