Create Profit · Oct 22, 2026 · 11:29 PM UTC

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I’m not sure how much longer I can survive in Nasdaqistan. Half of my men have been margin called and the other half are bleeding. Please send help. I don’t know if I can survive another red day.

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Create Profit · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:42 PM UTC

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I have no idea how options work but I want to long $MRNA. It it down 21% today and I’m not sure why, and I honestly think it can have a short squeeze. Is this a good idea?

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Create Profit · Oct 20, 2026 · 3:07 PM UTC

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Kids will buy $SOFI at $14 and think they are the next Warren Buffett.

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Create Profit · Oct 18, 2026 · 10:26 PM UTC

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How it’s going to feel entering Nasdaqistan at market open.

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Create Profit · Jun 28, 2026 · 10:09 PM UTC

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Preparing for another week in Nasdaqistan.

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Create Profit · Oct 15, 2026 · 7:48 PM UTC

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Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.

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Create Profit · Oct 13, 2026 · 1:56 PM UTC

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Just drove past a $SOFI bull meetup.

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Create Profit · Oct 8, 2026 · 12:40 PM UTC

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Boomers often say, “Kids don’t go outside anymore like we used to,” and then, when kids do go outside, these same people call the cops on them for “being too loud.”

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Create Profit · Oct 1, 2026 · 1:35 AM UTC

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“2026 is going to be my year.” October 1st:

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Create Profit · Sep 30, 2026 · 9:36 PM UTC

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“Dude $SOFI is so cheap right now. It’s a generational opportunity.”

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Create Profit · Aug 28, 2026 · 7:00 PM UTC

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My dad made good money throughout his career and paid a financial advisor for over 20 years to manage it. Since inception in 2003, his portfolio's annualized return was 7.63%. He's contributed $487,115 of his own money over that time, and it's grown to $1,531,253 today. The S&P 500 has returned about 11.58% annualized over that same period. Had his money simply tracked the index instead, he'd likely be sitting on somewhere around $3.4 to $3.6 million today, roughly $2 million more, with no advisor fees along the way.

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