The river reaches the ocean because it keeps moving, not because it knows the way.

Whenever I spend $735 at Costco, I always treat myself to a nice dinner.

Happy Birthday Carson!

I’m going to dress up as Claude for Halloween this year. That way I might have a chance of a girl messaging me.

The UFC fell off two years ago.

Got to start moving the body brother.

Loneliness, too much time indoors, lack of respect for older generations, loss of family, poor nutrition, and lack of exercise have ruined society.

Women say they want an ambitious man but the second you start talking about establishing a private military company in West Africa to protect Chinese-owned mining operations while quietly acquiring equity in the mines yourself suddenly it’s “too much.”

I’ll come back to this tweet in six months when you are overweight from crashing out again.

Crypto influencer: “Thanks to trading, I was able to buy a Lamborghini SVJ this month.” Viewer: “That’s awesome man. I followed your exact trades and I lost all of my money. I’m not sure how because you made good calls. Anyways, keep killing it man. You are an inspiration.”

Congrats brother!

This isn’t the flex you think it is.

“Dude, this is so much worse than 2008.”

I don’t think my men can survive another Trump tweet.

I need it.

It is such a great movie.

Real.

I’m trying my best.