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My 4yo asked me to name his crane truck, so I called it Frasier but no one laughed. My talents are wasted on these people.
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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"YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING just won best picture!"
"What did?"
"You can see everything"
"I know i can but I'm asking which one won"
"I'm telling you, you can see everything!"
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My take on the Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is that a film that gets Generation Z to be more critical of the media they consume and aware the ways in which supposed documentaries can manipulate them is performing an enormous public service.
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I told my dad there's a woke Home Improvement reboot where the main character is called Tim 'The Tool Person' Taylor and his famed grunt has been replaced by a mouse like squeak. Normally I can rile him up with this stuff but he didn't buy it. His faith in Tim Allen is unwavering
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about
Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Just to be clear, I am not leaving The Batman Part II. I am profoundly grateful to Steven for coming to my aid during this challenging time to help me finish principal photography. Thank you to all for your concern and well wishes. 🦇
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‘DIGGER’ is reportedly projected to lose $250M - one of the biggest Hollywood bombs ever.
(Source: thewrap.com/creative-content…)
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Turned 18 mid charlie brown rewatch and the adult voices switched from wah wah to intelligible words it was crazy bro also the stuff they are saying is foul no wonder it had an age requirement
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I was surprisingly far into this tweet before I realized it wasn't about the Vietnam War
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Holiday dates LEAKED
Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1
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Are TLJ fans just gonna keep saying this forever? It's been almost a decade. Disney greenlit the far riskier, more universally acclaimed Andor. The fact that they won't make more Star Wars like it is entirely on them now, not the whiny TLJ haters
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The Emmys should change "best limited series" to "best drama series not renewed yet"
'The Beast In Me' Renewed For Season 2 With Claire Danes Reprising Role; Howard Gordon Back With Netflix Overall Deal deadline.com/2026/09/the-bea…
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I can't believe Ed sheeran hasn't weighed in on the ableist behavior of the lesbian bar in Massachusetts
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Library emailed me to make sure I put a hold on The Thing (2011) instead of The Thing (1982). Appreciate the thought.





























