(He/Him) I'm from a small town in Texas and I hope to one day live in Japan. I love video games and pro wrestling. I also tend to tweet about tokusatsu.
Texas
Joined August 2011
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I know @lanabeesfw and @viotubing can't pass up the opportunity to give my Palico in Monster Hunter Wilds a cursed name. – at San Antonio, TX
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Day 1 of my mega shootathon done and I’m stoked to put out the hottest weird girl shit next year.
Mojo ACQUIRED
I am le tired
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Just two Blerds ready to play Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time! @PatsOnYaBack
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Mi hermano jugando al #OcarinaOfTime me acaba de mandar esto 😂😂😂 #OcarinaofTimeRemake #NintendoSwitch2
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Gamers, don’t think the blue wave ain’t affecting you too
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I think I’m just making republicans horny when they argue that liberals don’t want guns and I inform them im a liberal with guns.
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May i offer u a video of a millipede eating a cucumber?
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I know everyone misses the fake implants but can we focus on how much better I feel and how much bigger my 🍑 looks instead
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Oomf wanted SF6, bought the game for them then I spent an hour beating their ass, didn't teach them one single thing about the game while doing it-
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Imagine being this much of a loser 😭 go back to your rapist husband you fucking weirdo lmfao
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