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duchovny!

@DAlgonquin

i live in your nearest comments section. WWTD? piping hot take of the day curator. if everything is fire then someone needs to set it. thanks for reading.

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Joined March 2012
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Liquid@LiquidWIFISep 8
He's already renamed New Mexico how long till he does this
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grumbo@GamboaCon14 Oct 2016
just got an investment tip about a company that makes headwear for zika babies. it's a microcap stock
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Yesterday was @BarackObama's favorite day of the year--he collects our taxes to redistribute.
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Ryan@RJWinfield23 Sep 2016
It didn't work out, but apparently they captured my info. Today, I received this in the mail.
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Great tweet @Cookies
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grumbo@GamboaCon11 Sep 2016
Replying to @Cookies
@Cookies hi. my name is at cookies and i like to steal tweets. please RT and fav
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grumbo@GamboaCon11 Sep 2016
Replying to @RJWinfield @DAlgonquin @Cookies
sam ruble: i steal tweets from 9 to 11
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Ryan@RJWinfield11 Sep 2016
Replying to @Cookies
The resemblance to @DAlgonquin's tweet is uncanny, @Cookies. teapawt.org/dalgonquin/status/6337…
duchovny! (@DAlgonquin) profile pictureduchovny!@DAlgonquin18 Aug 2015
george w. bush: i did 9/11. jared fogle: i like 'em ages 9 to 11.
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Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
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Gawker
@Gawker26 Dec 2012
The story behind the stories you loved this year: Hulk Hogan's mesmerizing sex tape gaw.kr/7DjLlAO
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RT @TurdGuy: Dynamite tweet, peter ... Thank you, Turd Guy!
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Robin Williams. That is the saddest news. That one really hurts. What a talented person.
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fuck to erdoğan, duchovny is best
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retweeting yourself is the online equivalent of auto-fellatio.
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grumbo@GamboaCon15 Apr 2016
it's like you can't even steal a man's wife, e-mail him, and tweet it out using her and her kid's name without backlash anymore smh
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College basketball. Where the unexpected becomes the ordinary.
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Where the unexpected becomes the ordinary. teapawt.org/AdamZuckerCBS/status/6…
Adam Zucker (@AdamZuckerCBS) profile pictureAdam Zucker@AdamZuckerCBS28 Jan 2016
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@JonRothstein WHAT THE?!
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Shocker in Chicago as DePaul blows out George Washington. College basketball: where the unexpected becomes the ordinary.
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Gonzaga has lost two home games in the last seven days. College basketball: where the unexpected becomes the ordinary.
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Wake Forest goes to Maui and leaves with wins over UCLA and Indiana. College basketball: where the unexpected becomes the ordinary.
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