Wrestling’s favourite bimbo. Dive bar diva. Habs fangirl. Romanista. Spiritually Glenn Danzig.

Montréal 🇨🇦 Boy Aquarium
Joined February 2014
Elle Generika retweeted
the rabbit is ratatouilling him under that helmet
Devin Cooley in his last four games: 4-0-0 1.5 GAA .955 Sv% Unconscious. 🔥
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Elle Generika retweeted
People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.
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Watching my dog do a dog puzzle is so awesome this must be what it’s like when ur kids bring home an A
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Elle Generika retweeted
yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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Elle Generika retweeted
A paid vacation and passing along his case to a “watchdog” with a 99.41% impunity rate is not justice. It’s a coverup.
Quebec orders inquiries into Montreal police officer alleged to have urinated on unhoused person montrealgazette.com/news/que…
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the Cathcart stray is killlling me hahahahahhahahaha
I grew up in montreal. I love canada. but the best decision I ever made was leaving for nyc I always had an immense amount of ambition, and got constantly clowned for it “why are you working so hard?” “you’re not taking 4-6 weeks vacation a year?” when I worked at a canadian bank downtown, people would line up for after-work club at 4pm on a thursday in finance bro attire on a 70k salary. I’d show up later to hang with friends and still get questioned. those same people grind for an extra 10k raise, or pray for an end-of-year bonus, just to afford extracurriculars montreal is beautiful to visit! if you want quality of life on a budget, it’s also great but Canadian work culture caps your ambition, and in turn your potential
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Elle Generika retweeted
Hey so this is the best commercial created in my lifetime and it's not close
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Elle Generika retweeted
This is a Category 5 Stutuation (Stuart skinner situation)
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these were the messages for context
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do u wanna come over and eat an entire smoked scamorza til our tummies hurt or
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just let him play for team Canada atp!!
Cole Caufield just called the Habs "Canada's Favourite Team" 😳 2 apples for #13 in the #HeritageClassic 🔥
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I’m the target audience and I’ve been targeted
guys i may need to go to aritzia in montreal
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Dressed like an adult today if you even care
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Elle Generika retweeted
men, put down the podcast mics and get in the garage and put together a band! we need you now more than ever
fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom 2003
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“Reading with my rabbit” your honour, I love him
Another Devin Cooley banger just dropped 🍿
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Im staying home in solidarity with Nick Suzuki
Deep cleaning my apt on a Saturday night instead of being loud on the streets who even am I right now
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Elle Generika retweeted
nick at home rn
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Deep cleaning my apt on a Saturday night instead of being loud on the streets who even am I right now
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It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.
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Elle Generika retweeted
it’s awesome to be alive in the ChatGPTOzempicOnlineGambling era. i always wanted to be stupid, hungry, & poor
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