Shenyun Truther. He/Him (Parody)

Los Angeles
Joined July 2015
Sometimes I wonder if we should have drank the lemonade that kills you together.
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has anyone else’s parents gone insane and renamed every family member. my mom just texted me “it’s paws birthday” who the fuck is paw
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Shawn Levy returning to his Big Fat Liar roots by shooting Ghost Rider on film
Big Fat Liar (2002, Dir. Shawn Levy) 35mm Open Matte scan
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All prequel praise seems to boil down to, "Yes the acting is bad and the directing is bad and the dialogue is bad and the story isn't well-told, but the IDEAS are good."
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
🤝 Paid partnership
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Shawn Levy's ‘GHOST RIDER’ will be shot on film. Linus Sandgren (‘Dune: Part 3’) is the cinematographer. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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He fought so goddamn hard for this movie. I’m glad he got to see it before he went.
Looney Tunes voice actor Eric Bauza yells “RELEASE COYOTE VS. ACME!” at the 2024 #AnnieAwards.
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Nathan in my sketchbook
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$44 billion incinerated and everybody still calls it Twitter. LOL
4 years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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more work, but you can taste the difference
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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This generation will do anything except lower the cost of their fucking homes
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i think about this tweet every single night
I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
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Every time I watch this movie I become more convinced that it is actually a piece of undiscovered, prophetic comedy genius and in about 50 years it'll be in the Criterion Collection next to Chaplin's Modern Times.
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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When you’re halfway through the Beatles biopics and Ringo suddenly becomes yassified
Barry Keoghan undergoes a £4,500 cosmetic treatment
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There’s literally nothing stopping you from moving to rotting, economically depressed rural towns right now. Go for it.
an america of 100 million
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the new “vomiting cum and diahhrea” trend is taking over the internet 👀👀👀👀
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Ma'veyyo has been named People Magazine's 2026 Sexiest Man Alive
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I am mesmerized every time I see this video might legitimately be the most effective ad ever pure brainwashing dark magic and Charlie Sheen
Got 7 laugh reacts for a message on Teams that should've been reported to the HR department
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