@DannyZuker

Exec Producer on ABC's Modern Family. So many flops. Check out my podcast https://xitter.cf/t.co/zp3qqRUeDS

 Los Angeles, CA
imdb.com/name/nm0958521/
Joined February 2009
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I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are. Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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hey guys... deadline.com/2026/09/fox-mam…

Fox Orders 'Mammoth' Comedy Series From 'Modern Family' Duo -Exclusive

Fox has greenlighted 'Mammoth', a live-action comedy series from the 'Modern Family' duo Christopher Lloyd and Danny Zuker based on a UK format.

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She wanted to spend more time lying to her family.
The Associated Press
@APAug 12
BREAKING: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, the youngest person to hold the role, will leave at the end of the month, President Trump says. apnews.com/article/trump-pre…

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt is leaving the Trump administration

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt will be leaving the Trump administration at the end of the month to spend time with her young family. The 28-year-old Leavitt called it a “bittersweet...

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Dibs on the bubble wand!
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Bill Maher seems nice.
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Danny Zuker retweeted
Anonymous
@YourAnonNewsFeb 17
lol Elon's got our shit throttled. If you see this tweet, do us a favor and go to our profile page and give us some RTs. Elon doesn't like when we speak out and give people ideas. Ideas are bulletproof.
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I really hope the #Superbowl crowd doesn't spontaneously start chanting "Fuck Ice." Especially if that chant started during the relatively quiet coin toss moment. Help me prevent this. Let's all agree to not #ChantFuckIceDuringCoinToss Thank you,
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The Epstein files stay hidden, but the Epstein Ballroom will be a prominent display.

Epstein Memorial Ballroom

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Many of us were able to protest AND watch football. See? We can find common ground and be respectful even when we don't see eye to eye.
Virginia Foxx
@virginiafoxx18 Oct 2025
Nobody asked. Nobody cares. The rest of America will be watching college football instead.
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FYC: #NoKings
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(((Jew)))@JoshMalina13 Oct 2025
Hot felon on felon action!
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism13 Oct 2025
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump calls for the Israeli Knesset to PARDON Bibi Netanyahu who faces corruption prosecution: “Give him a pardon. I happen to like this gentleman right over here and it just seems to make so much sense.” This is disgusting.
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My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.
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Yes! We need to teach our children that sex should only be between a man and the dozens of women he pays to artificially inseminate.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk3 Oct 2025
Netflix is deliberately choosing to pay people to create sexualized content for children. Freedom of speech should be respected, but this is PAID speech. Netflix is going out of their way and reaching into their wallet to push this.
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Just got an insane offer to perform at the Mar-A-Lago Comedy Festival for the Trump family. I can joke about whatever I want except Donald Trump.
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In addition to the Amelia Earhart files, Trump orders declassification of all records pertaining to The Lindbergh Baby, The Teapot Dome Scandal and everything the gov't knew about who shot JR? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #NiceTry
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#JimmyKimmel
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Alex Edelman
@AlexEdelman17 Sep 2025
Republicans are free to draw whatever fake-ass equivalence they like, but the fact a comedian can’t say something in his monologue without the government coming after him for it? That’s censorship I can’t find anywhere else in the 21st century.
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This is the actual cancel culture everyone claims to hate so much. deadline.com/2025/09/nexstar…

Nexstar And Sinclair, Two Largest Station Groups, Wield Influence In ABC Decision To Pull Jimmy...

The station group is seeking FCC approval of a major merger.

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Disgusting that the people with the most FU money are the quickest to capitulate, but we don't have to. Cancel Disney plus. Boycott ABC advertisers. Do it now! Show these cowardly companies that we are a much bigger threat to their bottom line than Epstein's bff.
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Dear @calm, Please add "Trump being booed at the US open" to your catalogue of soothing sounds. Thank you. #OrangeNoise
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