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 Waterloo, Ontario
Joined March 2008
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PHP CEO@PHP_CEOOct 22
IS THE WEBSITE DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?
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Volodymyr 🇺🇦
@VoloUkraineSep 3
This is Marta Kostyuk from Kyiv telling you how her family survives the war. The official US Open channel avoided posting this. Please share this video so a Ukrainian voice can be heard. 🇺🇦🙏
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohenSep 4
Me walking by the vendor booths at the conference trying to see what swag they have without getting sucked into a conversation
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Rhythm of Zat Knight@93rdminJul 11
That's a red card for Pickford..he covered his mouth.
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The Doctor@AntGill77Jul 11
Pickford covering his mouth, why no red card #NorEng
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jordan@wcaspnnJul 11
pickford covered his mouth talking to odegaard red card
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Gav@afgavinstanJun 17
This is what it's all about, unreal
Gav@afgavinstanJun 17
That clip of the DR Congo fans in Lisbon that was just on the BBC there, absolutely sensational 😂😂
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Brandon Todd@BrandonToddFOX4Jun 14
I think @TisiaMuzinga found the Most. Excited. Fan! @FOX4 @GoodDayFox4
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Brian Duffy@brianduffytweetJun 9
Replying to @sadreturns
the BTS clip where you can see the genesis of “now Tayne I can get into” is solid gold xitter.cf/bwetherjohnson/status/…
Bellwether Johnson@BWetherJohnson10 Jun 2020
I absolutely need a 10 part behind-the-scenes documentary on the making of the Paul Rudd/Tim & Eric Celery Man sketch
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USA Reject
@sadreturnsJun 9
when all is said and done this is easily the one thing Heidecker has produced with any longevity; the parallels to modern AI are fascinating. this is about the pinnacle of aesthetic sketch comedy. every element is perfect & not a second of it is out of place. + Rudd excels here
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@sadreturnsJun 9
ngl that Tim & Eric sketch where Paul Rudd says ‘Now Tayne I can get into.’ is like top 20 sketches on any show of all time
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Strong Bad@StrongBadActualMay 22
Doin an awesome-weird DLC collab with @WalkaboutMG! I'm bout to do a buncha stuff you prolly shouldn't do in a VR mini-golf game! Coming June 25th! mightycoconut.com/homestar-r…
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In retrospect, this was quite prescient
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Feisty Duck@feistyduckMar 31
Cryptography & Security Newsletter is out! In this issue: - Web PKI Reimagined with Merkle Tree Certificates - Google’s Quantum Breakthrough? - Encrypted Client Hello - Short News feistyduck.com/newsletter/is…
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Joseph Fung
@josephfungMar 21
Interviewed a guy retiring after 40 years in tech. Asked what he'd do differently. He said: "I'd have said no to more meetings and yes to more dinners with people I actually liked." Not groundbreaking. But he meant it.
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CBC Olympics
@CBCOlympicsFeb 18
There were EIGHT (!!!) Czech players on the ice when they score the go-ahead goal in the third period vs. Canada 😳

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“Listen to me, pie fucker. You would last a day on the creek.” ❤️
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AlphaFox
@alphafoxFeb 6
Please refer to this during the Super Bowl if you need clarification:
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1612 Saturday nights and still frying up greasy noodles at the warung
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That time Jose Tabata broke up Max Scherzer’s perfect game on the last out by leaning into a pitch 🤦
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Kent Murphy
@KentMurphy3 Nov 2025
When Max Scherzer mocked home plate ump CB Bucknor by pretending to flip a coin for calls 💀
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