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Dave Somethimg

@DaveSomething4

chairman of unicrom not getting effed by computer bullshit

Joined January 2020
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HRH Prince Lex of House Ludendi (@Lex_Ludendi) profile pictureHRH Prince Lex of House Ludendi
@Lex_LudendiJul 29
Replying to @stephenofnum @gansotonto73 @theDoggLovers @DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren
@stephenofnum @gansotonto73 @theDoggLovers @DaveSomething4 @UnicornFren
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Anti-rope device
Kiraaa (@Rosaria__lxm) profile pictureKiraaa
@Rosaria__lxmNov 8
A woman invented an anti-r*pe device that attaches to the aggressor and can only be removed by a surgeon.
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We're doing this to phteven tomorrow
Kou (@doskryyy) profile pictureKou@doskryyyNov 9
0%vs 100% Cylinder Soft Body Simulation
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so much taller than phteven
George (@george_geX0) profile pictureGeorge
@george_geX022h
6'7" Wife & 5'8" Husband’s Giant Baby Miracle
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better late than never I guess
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I always did but perhaps I'm built differemt
William M Briggs - Statistician to the Stars! (@FamedCelebrity) profile pictureWilliam M Briggs - Statistician to the Stars!
@FamedCelebrity19h
Technology (such as this site) has made it so that we all now know how to solve all global problems.
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Clear phteven's calendar this whole week
NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) profile pictureNFL Memes
@NFLMemesNov 8
The Packers to the Patriots in their home stadium
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phteven
Elma (@oelma__) profile pictureElma
@oelma__Nov 8
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guy who pronounces hot tub like hot tub
🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes (@StuffForSisters) profile picture🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes
@StuffForSistersNov 9
A hot tub is a poor man's hot tub.
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gondor calls for aid
William M Briggs - Statistician to the Stars! (@FamedCelebrity) profile pictureWilliam M Briggs - Statistician to the Stars!
@FamedCelebrityNov 9
Your first response, when you see a tweet you don't understand or agree with, ought to be extreme anger and insult. This strategy never fails to convince your opponent he was wrong. Try it!
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that means insult briggs idiomts
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ur still likimg it!!! stahp!!!
Dave Somethimg (@DaveSomething4) profile pictureDave Somethimg@DaveSomething4Nov 8
Replying to @DaveSomething4
wait I misinterpreted this picture and my joke doesn't make the smallest amount of sense stop liking it this instant in fact take your likes back, I want this zeroed out by morning
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laura loomer? don't even know 'er
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water is practically an emulsion by its very nature
Paddy McPeater (@paddymcpeater) profile picturePaddy McPeater
@paddymcpeaterNov 8
Replying to @DaveSomething4 @stephenofnum
yes!! ... btw Dave since you are here word on the street is you are kinda thirsty so heh heh here's a glass of water
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Gamso and phteven
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@StuffForSistersNov 8
Replying to @pants
@pants
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wait I misinterpreted this picture and my joke doesn't make the smallest amount of sense stop liking it this instant in fact take your likes back, I want this zeroed out by morning
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Don't thank me Thank the earths gravitational pull On second thought thank me
Fr Dylan Schrader (@FrDylanSchrader) profile pictureFr Dylan Schrader@FrDylanSchraderNov 8
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you may mock but goofus and galfoid is exactly what highlights needs to revive its failing readership
Dave Somethimg (@DaveSomething4) profile pictureDave Somethimg@DaveSomething4Nov 7
Replying to @StuffForSisters
Galfoid perhaps?
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Emulsion's still an emulsion cept they call it "les emulsion"
🦃 Thankful Unicorn Fren 🦃 (@UnicornFren) profile picture🦃 Thankful Unicorn Fren 🦃
@UnicornFrenNov 7
Replying to @UnicornFren @UglytinyGoblin
let’s just ask a Frenchman, SHALL WE? hey @LeHobbitFan would you rather me stumbling over my very rudimentary grasp of your language or the blacks & browns burning your nation down currently?
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We're domesticating phteven tomorrow
Love Animals❤️ (@GuGi263) profile pictureLove Animals❤️
@GuGi263Nov 6
wolf: I am wild and dangerous. man: frees wolf wolf: I am now domesticated and awaiting further instructions.
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Guys I need diomgebes home address quick
Nayib Bukele (@nayibbukele) profile pictureNayib Bukele
@nayibbukeleNov 6
Kote kay sa a ye? Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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diomgemes is an anti-ninjite
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