@DavidChisbits

Where the laughter never stops/starts.

 Edinburgh
Joined September 2009
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Ed Sheeran watches WW2 documentaries with a half and half scarf on
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Ewan Murray@mrewanmurrayAug 27
I trust we will be spared grim assessment of “Scottish football.” The Old Firm’s total howlers this week are entirely their own. Economically they don’t represent Scottish football at all. Motherwell and Hibs lost to teams they should lose to. Hearts upset the odds.
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Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsAug 26
Winning play-offs in Austria isn’t for everyone...
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Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsAug 20
James Wilson's wonderstrike, in all its glory 🚀
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The line between horror and comedy can be a thin one. Vic and Bob's brilliant Masterchef sketch from 1995 made me laugh out loud while my skin was crawling. "HE IS SAD!"
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Unlucky England, but well done on reaching the semi final after playing, Panama, Ghana, Croatia, Congo, Mexico and Norway after qualifying from a group with Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra 👏
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Mark O'Haire
@MarkOHaireJun 9
Alan Partridge tries to explain the format of the 1994 World Cup finals with the never-to-be-forgotten Soccermeter.
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May 15 - 'we ask those who have sought the easy way out by attributing defeats to perceived refereeing errors to reflect...' One week later... May 22 - KMI Panel (on SFA website) - 'VAR was incorrect to intervene and the penalty was incorrectly awarded for handball after OFR'
Scottish FA
@ScottishFAMay 15
Scottish FA statement.

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Ewan Murray@mrewanmurrayMay 22
Vitally important that Stenhousemuir’s role in end of season mayhem is not ignored.
SPFL
@spflMay 22
The SPFL has opened several disciplinary investigations following incidents at recent matches, including this month’s title-deciding matches between Celtic and Heart of Midlothian and Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Hamilton Academical. ℹ️ spfl.co.uk/news/multiple-dis…
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Ryan S@R187451May 19
What a Club!! Can’t wait to do it all again in a few months 🇱🇻 @JamTarts
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The Wall Street Journal
@WSJMay 15
Heart of Midlothian is on the verge of breaking four decades of dominance by Celtic and Rangers with one of the most improbable campaigns Scottish soccer has ever seen. on.wsj.com/4dlgnlq

How a Pro Gambler and a Secret Database Turned a 150-1 Long Shot Into a Soccer Miracle

Heart of Midlothian is on the verge of breaking four decades of dominance by Celtic and Rangers with one of the most improbable campaigns Scottish soccer has ever seen.

wsj.com
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Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsMay 15
Each occasion as special a moment as the next 🎤 🎶 Thank you, Colin Chisholm! ♥️
David Chisholm@DavidChisbitsMay 14
What a season. From sitting anonymously in our season ticket seats 18 rows behind us, to this. Will never ever forget this run at Tynecastle, whatever happens next.🇱🇻 Thanks for all the lovely comments over the past few months. It means the world. 100% record too! 4 out of 4.🤝🏻
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Shutts@ShuttsapaloozaMay 13
Absolutely sensational booking though, you must admit. Hearts now go into Saturday as the biggest babyfaces in word football. Celtic, finally being recognised by the masses as the corrupt, evil force they are. Rangers, doing a dark match where news sites report they worked drunk.
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Sky Sports Scotland
@ScotlandSkyMay 13
🗣️ “What an atmosphere in this place. It’s a colosseum.” Colin Chisholm is ready to give another rendition of The Hearts Song at Tynecastle as they face Falkirk in a 𝗵𝘂𝗴𝗲 game, live @SkyFootball from 7pm 📺
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SPFL
@spflMay 13
Tynecastle Park, Gorgie 📍
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Sky Sports Scotland
@ScotlandSkyMay 13
🎶 For the final time this season… Colin Chisholm sings The Hearts Song at Tynecastle before kick off! ⤵️
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Gary Lineker
@GaryLinekerMay 13
This might be the worst VAR decision I’ve seen (and there’s a lot of competition). Extraordinary given the significance.
Goals Xtra
@GoalsXtraMay 13
Celtic were awarded a penalty following this incident xitter.cf/jeremydokubelg/status/…
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Hearts Standard
@HeartsStandard_May 10
😅 May 10, 2025 - Heart of Midlothian confirmed their Premiership safety with a 3-0 win over Motherwell. 🇪🇺 May 10, 2026 - Heart of Midlothian confirmed Champions League qualification. Massive progress over the last 12 months 📈
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Heart of Midlothian FC
@JamTartsMay 10
🔝 Top of the league with two to go 📈 Record points total and counting 🇪🇺 Champions League qualifiers guaranteed All eyes now on Wednesday night and a massive game at a sold out Tynecastle Park! 🇱🇻
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