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Decent Runner

@DecentRunner

Some call me Jake, some also call me Jake the Snake, The Snake, and Snake the Jake.

Joined November 2014
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So this is my poem about running
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Going through this account is like a time machine back to highschool with no responsibilities other than running lol.
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There's no better feeling of being freshly showered and getting into freshly washed sheets
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In the past 6mins my roommate has been on the phone with his gf they've said "what's up" 6 times
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It's 2017 why can't vending machines accept money with folded corners
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lilah@lilahprkr25 Dec 2016
Very important Christmas poll!
49%Multicolored lights
51%White lights
85 votes • Final results
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My long run yesterday
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Be back in 9 weeks
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BREAKING: @POTUS will designate the first-ever marine monument in the Atlantic Ocean: go.wh.gov/EYjFHZ
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Shout out to the 5Ks that have bagels
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That's not true not all Jakes are snakes, Jake from State Farm
Replying to @grandmotherrrr
My bad Professor Science
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Replying to @grandmotherrrr
pretty sure she meant that the star is now dead but we still see the light
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I've never seen @MattCentrowitz and @ItsRamiMalek at the same time is that a coincidence I think not
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Michael Moore
@MMFlint29 Aug 2016
Colin Kaepernick did the MOST American of things: Stand up - or sit down - for what u believe in. What u don't know: interc.pt/2bskw9s
Colin Kaepernick Is Righter Than You Know: The National Anthem Is a Celebration of Slavery

Colin Kaepernick Is Righter Than You Know: The National Anthem Is a Celebration of Slavery

No one seems to be aware that our national anthem literally celebrates the murder of African-Americans.

theintercept.com
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I can't find my Garmin charger so I've been wear a dead watch for a day now
100% sure @dylansprouse or @colesprouse did not die young
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One day the IOC is going to become so incompetent that they are going to give Florida the winter games
When I snapchat someone I just added I always have to go put a shirt on
Just had my 30 day briefing shit is getting real
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