Noah Delgado (@DelGoada) header
Noah Delgado (@DelGoada) profile picture

Journalist | Actor | Writer | Producer: @azfamily “Horror Movie Trash Man” Retweet/Follow =\= endorsement, Opinions my own

Phoenix, Arizona
Joined September 2014
Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)Photo by Noah Delgado (@DelGoada)
Here’s a friendly reminder that, even though the news rn is scary and depressing, the answer should almost never be to “not watch because it makes [me] sad.” If the news upsets you, go out and try to change the world it reports. Ignorance is not bliss. #ignoranceisirresponsible
1
20
Noah Delgado retweeted
So many Friday the 13th fans really just want Jason to have no backstory no lore no nothing and just kill people. I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum about this, but why have this mentality with one of the most lore heavy/character driven slasher villains ever.
13
37
4
272
3,395
It really WASN’T marketed as a takedown of Hansen, at all. Hansen himself fanned those flames by constantly talking about wanting to take baseless legal action. Everyone assumed it was a hit piece and not a nuanced exploration of a complex human.
primetime is actually the best movie of the year it’s kinda a shame that it was marketed to people as this epic takedown of chris hansen when what it does is way cooler
4
199
There’s a solid skill gap between a police officer who has training in violent situations and a blue collar medical courier whose main job is delivering supplies. They’re both just guys, but with VERY different skills in handling crisis situations.
This has been talked avout extensively but Leon is legit just a GUY. A regular ass cop who just so happened to survive and doubly so because of Ada. He's not Solid Snake or a destined chosen one Leon was ever so slightly more qualified than Bryan, who in the movie was just dumb
1
76
Gee, it’s like the movie shows how everything that would make Bryan a great father is what leads him to his demise. Human decision-making is rarely rational. People act on impulse & emotion more often. A movie raises the stakes of a bad decision to make an interesting story.
This scared the shit out of me and it’s burned into my brain. Bryan’s stupidity in this Resident Evil scene genuinely got on my nerves. He knew she was infected, saw what that thing had done to someone else, and still thought carrying her was a good idea. Even Zack Cregger has to draw the line somewhere with this level of stupidity! #ResidentEvil
89
I expected the backlash to Rep. Haley Stevens’ endorsement of Mike Rogers would cause backlash. I didn’t expect it to draw widespread condemnation from every branch of the Democratic Party. It makes you wonder what the thought process was beyond pettiness and hurt feelings.
1
1
134
Name one reason why that matters that doesn’t boil down to wanting keys jingled in your face
Name one character that's from the game in the Cregger film.
1
2
113
Tell me you didn’t watch the movie without telling me you didn’t watch the movie
>Make an adaptation of King Kong >Title is 'King King' >Skull Island looks like Appalachia >Protagonist is some guy chased by dinosaurs for whole runtime
2
256
I'm really glad this photo included the Pope for scale. Look at him! He's just a little guy compared to nuke Jesus, back there!
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
2
98
I truly didn’t think "Dune" was THAT hard to understand, but unfortunately too many people are incapable of seeing nuance and insist on black-and-white moral objectivism. Chuds are legitimately not smart enough to understand "Dune".
90
Paul’s not evil for fighting back. Paul’s villainy comes from willfully becoming a pseudo-messiah for the Fremen and sparking a war that went far beyond fighting tyranny. In overthrowing an autocracy, he became an autocrat. This shouldn’t be that hard to glean from the novels.
This is true. People who claim Paul is the villain are siding with the slaveholders. I sincerely don't get how people can read Dune 1 and say "yeah, an Emperor who murders at will, enslaves, and steals all resources he wants is the good guy, and Paul is Hitler for fight back!"
1
121
You mean the adaptation that doesn’t exist because that’s an AI generated image? This is what Angela Bettis looks like, my guy:
Laugh all you want, but this is literally the only screen adaptation that actually respected Stephen King's text. In the 1974 novel, Carrie wasn't a Hollywood-pretty model with a cute smudge of dirt, she was explicitly written as chunky, pimple-faced, awkward, and broken. The 2002 movie was flawed, but Angela Bettis understood that her physical isolation was central to her tragedy. Modern fans are so addicted to CW glamorization that accurate source material looks like a joke to them. Stop letting Hollywood beauty standards sanitize raw horror. Read the book. #Carrie
82
Actor: *Does his job* Guys on Twitter: "wOw! iS hE iN dEbT?"
Matthew Lillard in alot of stuff recently he in debt or something
1
12
582
Noah Delgado retweeted
We've moved from 'should journalists be influencers' to 'should journalists engagementmaxx' by fragmenting their opinions via multiple accounts
Internet-culture reporter and influencer @TaylorLorenz, who recently lamented her dismal earnings on YouTube and has sparred with the Bluesky set over AI, has rebranded herself, with a new YouTube channel specifically geared toward the pro-AI crowd techie crowd.
3
10
108
9,202
Ah yes, blame the woman for not fully being down with her man starting down the path that will lead to him declaring himself worse than Hitler.
Just rewatched Dune and MAN, I forgot how much of a drag Chani is. Just scene after scene of pouting and scowling while Paul unites her people and heroically leads them to victory over the outworlders that have plagued them for centuries. Truly the wettest of blankets.
2
181
The translation was checked. This is said in the film at least three different times.
I still can’t get over the hologram scene. Lex broadcasts an alien language nobody on Earth speaks, slaps his own subtitles on it, and the entire world immediately turns on Superman without anyone checking the translation?
93
Because it would present a conflict of interest and hurt to integrity of the film. This is explained in the film.
Spoiler: Loved You Can See Everything. But I'd like to see discussion, as I've been having privately with friends, about all the bros (Fielder, Oppenheim, A24) balking at Elizabeth Holmes potentially profiting from her story, meanwhile Fielder, another subject of the doc, does.
115
I love it when Puritans start whining
Horror movie revisionism has led people to feel the genre is somehow universally respecable and its just not. There's very little to it and the exceptions are what critics have held otherwise and there's genuine good in keeping regressive trash out of public view
1
7
294
Genuinely wrong. In fact, "American Psycho" falls apart if you accept it all as a fantasy. The point is that he absolutely is that monstrous, but nobody cares because of who he is. “This confession has meant nothing.”
American Psycho wouldn’t work without the revelation that the cartoonish slasher violence is only a fantasy that Bateman believes in order to convince himself that he’s an interesting person.
7
273
Ah yes, greedy Matt Reeves is keeping the character he doesn’t own all to himself. Do you hear yourselves or do you just say words hoping they’ll congeal into a sentence?
You all won’t admit it, but I will. Matt Reeves hogging the Batman character and taking 7 years to release a fucking Batman movie is costing the DCU’s success It’s hard for general audiences to care about fucking Clayface when he can’t even fight Batman. Reeves is stingy af.
1
147
unavailable
31
1,837
16
25,311
229,764