I’ve written something about Noel Edmonds theguardian.com/tv-and-radio…

“MAGAmemnon”. Incredible.

Happy 10th birthday to this terrible thing x

As I enter my late middle years I find myself thinking more about the nature of forgiveness, and how much more positive it would be if, rather than endlessly & desperately parroting the far-right, Starmer were simply to be trampled by geese while rollerblading in the Dordogne.

Imagine the party the conclave boys are going to throw tonight

Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback

Craig Revel Horwood’s transformation into an occult bookshop owner in an Amicus portmanteau appears to be entering its imperial phase.

[YOGURT BOARDROOM] Bob: so we all got the memo that the public is uncomfortable with our use of the word “udder” and we’ll be removing it from packaging with immediate effect, right? Jeb: (through mouthful of udders) what

Dreamt about a sequel to Sophie’s Choice set in south central LA in which Sophie teams up with a rapper-lawyer called “U-Chooz”. Devastating. Woke at 4 and wrote down the title

UPDATE: Gregg Wallace looks like a dog sexually harassing a trifle through a fence.

Reading one (1) news article on a regional news website.