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Harry Kane’s speech was twice as long, btw. Football fans and their stupid hatred of women is so corny.
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Bournemouth H, 6 years ago.
One bosses the midfield, the other bosses United. #MUFC #MUNBOU
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Devil Talk retweeted
Cunha athleticism score as a supposedly energetic forward, my God 😭😭😭
Manchester United rank 20th in the Premier League for our Athleticism Score this season, with the squad profile split in two. Their wingers and most of their full-backs score highly, but down the spine their athleticism drops sharply. Athleticism Score compares each player’s physical output per 90 with others in the same position, on a 0 to 100 scale, so 50 is average for the role. That squad makeup may shape how Carrick sets up. A slower centre-back pairing makes a high line risky, and a less mobile midfield makes sustained pressing harder. It shows in the physical data. Total distance doesn’t predict results, but United’s intensity in the Premier League is low: they rank 18th for high-speed running distance, 16th for sprinting distance and 20th for average max speed. #MUFC
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Devil Talk retweeted
he’s right.
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It’s really sad how many of our ex players are more than comfortable catering to racist white alcoholics with their takes. How is an injured player the first name you’re mentioning? That can’t make sense to you man. Fucking embarrassing.
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Replying to @DevilTalkMUFC
It's disgusting. All of this to attack Bruno and Licha for being the only ones who care enough to call out the problems. Rashford himself spoke out when he was at Barca. The club itself is letting the players down, not the other way around. Let's talk about broken promises!
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More support in the stadium for Carrick than there was for Ole is absolutely fucking insane to me. It’s been nagging at me for some time now and it’s so bizarre. On every count, Ole did better for us than Carras and yet he was roundly booed off whilst Carrick was cheered? Why?
Michael Carrick will doubtless pay the price with his job for this deserved defeat to an excellent Bournemouth side and another lifeless display by his Manchester United team. Some of his selections and tactics have been questionable, United were again so open in the centre. But Carrick was not responsible for recruiting Youri Tielemans, who lacks physicality and mobility (and Aston Villa haven’t missed him) and Andrey Santos, a Chelsea reserve.  Carrick was not responsible for the board’s damaging failure to strengthen at centre-back and left-back. Carrick was not responsible for his main striker Benjamin Sesko being injured and the board’s failure to provide him with cover. Carrick was not responsible for the club he loves being in the grip of co-owners like the Glazers whose priorities are focused more on business than the sport. The direction from the top has been negligible, arguably negligent. No real leadership. No expertise. Carrick may be out of his depth but many United fans sang his name during the painful demise to Bournemouth because they know he cares and they know the problems lie elsewhere. The Stretford End again sang in protest at the wretched Glazers. Noticeable that there were few songs in support of Bruno Fernandes. He is supposed to be captain, rallying the players, Footballer of the Year, Player of the Year, not arm-waver of the year, underachieving and complaining. Yet Bruno will be at United longer than Carrick.  Carrick was praised for United finishing third last season and getting in the Champions League. But he will doubtless go partly for his own failings and mainly the failings of others. And United will be trapped in this doom loop again. And again until the core problems are addressed in the boardroom - and the Glazers sell up - and flaws in the recruitment department. #MUFC #MUNBOU
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Devil Talk retweeted
People hate Bruno so much that they've completely lost the ability to judge his football. Imagine KDB or Odegaard breaking a 23yo record, being voted the best player in the toughest league itw and still finishing below Ferran Torres in the Ballon d'Or rankings. This is robbery.
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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One of the worst accounts ever
Do not be surprised by that post Bruno Fernandes liked. This is his real behaviour. The real him. Entitled & the gas he got from our fans has gotten to his head. He thinks he’s untouchable. And people call HIM a legend? Lol. The sooner the club gets rid of him the better.
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These guys are so out of touch and bring up nonsensical points after a crisis We didn’t go from 3rd to this because players started going out for a drink. Dalot’s a model pro and he still gets called shit every week
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You all need to stop with this parasocial bullshit lol, I can’t get being annoyed at things but don’t act like you know the ‘true character’ of basically a complete stranger based off once instance you didn’t like
Do not be surprised by that post Bruno Fernandes liked. This is his real behaviour. The real him. Entitled & the gas he got from our fans has gotten to his head. He thinks he’s untouchable. And people call HIM a legend? Lol. The sooner the club gets rid of him the better.
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He single-handedly dragged us to the CL, has been the best creative player in the world by some distances, dominated the FA cup final vs City and literally broke the PL assist record while playing for THIS United side where he spent half the season as a CM. You fucking clown
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I genuinely don't understand how anyone can question Bruno Fernandes' commitment to Manchester United after everything he's done for this club. I love Bruno, so obviously I'm going to defend him, but this isn't even about being a fan. What more do people expect from the guy? When INEOS decided they weren't taking the wider staff to the FA Cup final because they wanted to cut costs, Bruno offered to pay for their tickets and hospitality himself. Just think about that for a minute. A club as big as Manchester United couldn't be bothered to pay for its own staff, and the captain had to step in with his own money. And this is the same guy who constantly gives his teammates credit in interviews instead of making everything about himself. Yet somehow, he's still the one whose loyalty people want to question. He could have left in 2024. He could have left in 2025. He's had opportunities to leave in 2026 as well. Saudi clubs were reportedly offering him an absurd amount of money, and nobody would have blamed him if he'd decided he'd had enough. He's still playing at an elite level. He could have gone somewhere else, won trophies and stopped wasting his best years trying to drag United back to where we belong. But he stayed. He stayed because he wanted to win with Manchester United. And honestly, I don't know how much clearer he can make his intentions. This club has given him plenty of reasons to walk away, but somehow people still expect him to keep proving that he wants to be here. What really pisses me off is that the moment he starts questioning the people running the club, suddenly he's the problem. Why? Because he's finally saying what so many of us have been saying for years? We've wasted ridiculous amounts of money on players who haven't worked out, changed managers, changed plans and started rebuilding all over again, and we're somehow still having the same conversations about investment and ambition. At what point do the people making these decisions actually take responsibility? Every time things go wrong, there's another excuse, another promise and another fresh start. Meanwhile, Bruno is still out there trying to make something happen on the pitch. And we're supposed to be angry with him for having had enough of the nonsense? And don't even get me started on the Rooney, Scholes and Giggs comparisons. They stayed because we were competing for the biggest trophies every single season. We were winning leagues, challenging for the Champions League and giving our best players every reason to stay. Bruno hasn't had that. He's spent years at a club that keeps finding new ways to shoot itself in the foot. Do people genuinely think Rooney, Scholes or Giggs would look at United today and see the same club they played for? Or that a top player joining us now wouldn't start questioning his future after a couple of years of this? We've fallen so far behind that we're now arguing about whether our own captain is loyal enough, instead of asking why the club keeps failing him. Look, Bruno isn't perfect. He has bad games, he gets frustrated and he can lose his head sometimes. I'm not going to pretend otherwise just because I'm a fan. But I'll defend him every single time someone tries to make him the villain for wanting this club to be better. He's turned down opportunities to leave, continued to give everything on the pitch and stuck around when he could quite easily have walked away. What have the people running this club done to deserve that loyalty from him? Bruno has done his bit. He's done more than his bit, actually. I'm tired of watching people question his commitment while giving the people responsible for this mess yet another chance to get away with it. If Bruno Fernandes has to keep proving he loves Manchester United, what the hell are the people running Manchester United doing to prove they deserve him?
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Devil Talk retweeted
They’ll have to kill me before I turn on you hermano.
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It’s over lads. At least Carrick is leaving with a much better win rate than our worst ever manager Amorim.
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But when they were on the team everyone was happy to get all their tweets and podcasts and YouTube videos off blaming them for everything wrong and I didn’t see any complaints ?
Rashford and Bruno stans on my TL point scoring like the team wasn’t terrible with them as well 🐶💔
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Smart "respectable" journalist. Made it all about the Glazers. There is another elephant in the room even if not as big. But since it's not Rashford, Andy isn't bothered.
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Carrick is really pathetic lmao. Bruno was absolutely right to call out your dogshit coaching. In fact he could’ve been ALOT harsher
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Y’all think Napoli fans are asking why Mctominay isn’t creating more? Because when McTominay had the most open play goals of any defensive midfielder in the premier league in 19/20 and 20/21 combined that’s what Mark Goldbride used to push the agenda against him.
Scott McTominay is the midfielder who has scored the most headed goals across all competitions: (11) in the top 5 European leagues since 24/25. @OptaPaolo
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Devil Talk retweeted
Amorim laughing and smiling while 3-0 down in the 86th minute. These are the standards that I love in managers.
Amorim throwing a water bottle while 0-4 up in the 83th minute because Terracciano gets a stupid red card. These are the standards that I love in managers.
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